103. Pick Up Lines (Part IV)

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Taylor: Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

Cameron: I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

Matt: Do you know what would like good on you? Me.

Jack J: You know what I like in a girl? My dick.

Shawn: Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Carter: That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Jack G: I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

Nash: If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

Aaron: Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

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