131. He Has "The Talk" With Your Teenage Daughter (Part 1)

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WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF THE NEW COVER?

Aaron:

You and Aaron were waiting for your daughter in the living room. She was getting ready for her first date with a guy that she had met in her History class. "Honey! Can you come downstairs please." You shouted. "What is it? I need to finish getting ready." Your 16 year old daughter said as she entered the room. "Have a seat. This won't take long." Aaron said. "We just want to make sure you are educated." Your daughter's eyebrows furrowed. "Educated on what?" Aaron took a deep breath then spoke, "Now that you are getting older, you might want to start experimenting sexually. We just want to make sure you know the risks and are safe." "Oh, I watch Orange Is The New Black and seen Girls. I think I'm educated enough."

Shawn:

"This may be awkward for you but your mother asked me to speak to you." Shawn and your daughter were having a The 100 marathon when he decided to start up a conversation during the commercial break. "Is this about using tampons? I know mom wants me to wait but I hate how pads feel, you know?" That was just a little bit too much information for a father to hear. "Actually no it's not about that. God, no. Your mother wants me to talk to you about sexual intercourse. I can answer any question you may have." Your daughter shrugged and turned back to the television. "Oh it's okay. Uncle Cameron already talked to me about it. He is very knowledgeable in that area."

Jack J:

With the amount of times your daughter has made him watch Mean Girls, Jack took some pointers from Coach Carr. He sat your daughter down at the dinner table. "Alright, let's just get into it. Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die." Your daughter was taken aback by his words. "Don't you think you are being a little over dramatic. Mom didnt die when you guys did it." "That's not the point here. You are 15. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up. Just don't do it, promise?" "Geez, if I wanted a health class from pervert Coach Carr, I would of went to North Shore." Johnson ran his hands through his hair. "Just promise me so I can tell your mother that I gave you the talk." "Fine, promise. But I'm not gonna be a virgin forever." Your daughter left the table leaving Jack to wishing he never agreed to talk to her in the first place.

Matt:

Matt had a plan. He had bought your daughter a gift and left it on her bed with a note that read, "Come see your old man for a special talk." Now it was just a waiting game. 10 minutes after she got home from work, there was a knock on the bedroom door. "Dad, you wanna tell me why you left a box of condoms on my bed? This isn't one of your elaborate pranks again, is it?" "Come join your father on the bed. We need to have a serious conversation." Matt said as he patted the space next to him. "I'd rather stand. You're being weird." "There is nothing wrong with wanted to make sure you are safe when...you know." Matt made an "o" shape with one hand and took his other hand and stuck a finger through the "o". " OH MY GOD, DAD! STOP THAT! YOU'RE SO GROSS." Your daughter turned her back to Matt. "Sweetie, there is nothing wrong with wanting to be sexually active." "Yeah, I know. Mom already had this discussion with me. You are like 6 years late. I'm going to pretend this never happened." "Well, you're welcome for the condoms."

Taylor:

"Daughter! I would like to have a word with you." Taylor was sitting by the pool in your backyard. "Yeah, dad?" "We need to talk. Have a seat." "Oh, no. Is this about me break curfew last night? I swear it will never happen again. I promise!" "No, this is about-" Taylor turned to face your daughter, "wait, you broke curfew last night? Nevermind, I'll deal with that later. This is more serious." "What is it?" Your daughter asked. "I'm just going to be honest. Sex can be a great thing. Especially when it's with someone that you really care about. I'm not going to tell you to wait til marriage. That is your decision. I just want to make sure you understand the consequences that come along when a guy tries to convince you to let him stick the hotdog in the bun without a cover." Your daughter let out a laugh. "What's so funny?" Taylor questioned. "I can't take you seriously when you use metaphors and symbols like that. All you have to say is 'If a guy wants to have unprotected sex, say no', I'm more mature than you think, dad." "I'm glad I raised such a smart daughter. And I don't know why I was so nervous. Do you have any questions?" "What is the best position to do?" Taylor's face was in complete shock. "Yeah, I changed my mind, I can't do think. Go talk to your mother."

There are 2 parts again mostly because I wanted to update for you guys.
Secondly, you guys did amazingly reaching the last goal so I wanna try that again. So this time, 75 COMMENTS and 175 VOTES for another update. You guys did this last time in under 24 hours so I bet you can do it again!
Lastly, after this, a couple of Imagines will be posted :)

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