Touhou Retsuden: The Anthology of Touhou Experience

PK's resignation (of like 4 of his jobs because he can't handle them all)

Well, it looks like my time at Bunbunmaru has come to an end. In fact, I stopped doing some of the jobs I did because I can't handle every single one I do. I left the party planners company (because it was actually Kyouko who pestered me to join, and I was growing tired of the company), stopped doing Sanzu River work (because it was boring and Eiki allowed me to leave, after seeing what Komachi recently did), and resigned as Eirin's aide (because of what Reisen was doing). 

Aya and the others were sad because I was the best editor in Bunbunmaru. 

Kyouko understood my reasoning and immediately hired Shou. I don't think Shou was prepared for this. 

Komachi was given extra precautions so she didn't leave the job and do... whatever she did.

Reisen was being watched by Tewi when doing Eirin's aides so she doesn't leave the job and do... whatever she did as well.

It feels great that I only have two jobs now. Helping out at Kourindou and being a member of the ensemble.

Actually, it's just one now.

Kourindou? Really great. Although splitting up rent is a pain in the ass, it's really great. I contributed my share to the store and as a result many people, humans a youkai alike have been buying out products. My CD shop has also grown into popularity as well, even though it's a stand. I think the people in Gensokyo are intrigued about the items in the west. I remember when Reimu bought a desktop just for "research". The first thing I saw when I was visiting her shrine was an fps game where she was shooting Marisas. 

Let's just say that her place is electronic free from now on.

And that's why I feel grateful for Rinnosuke to share his residence with mine.

The ensemble... I have problems with. First off, MERLIN. I think she developed a crush on me and Lunasa told me when I "died" she masturbated and cummed in front of my tombstone for 5 hours. ...I just can't- I don't hate Merlin, but really, her lovey-dovey tone is getting on my nerves now.

Lyrica does nothing. I mean nothing. She's musically talented yeah, but whenever we have free time, she just sits there and does nothing. It's only thanks to me that I brought a PS4 to the house, otherwise the whole environment would be boring.

Why does Lunasa even make sandwiches for me? The first thing she does when I arrive to the mansion is offer me a sandwich. I mean, why?

Did I mention how loud Merlin's moans are? Lunasa and Lyrica are starting to get bothered by her that I had to put acoustic foam in her room to isolate the loud moans.

Oh yeah, there was this one time where I misunderstood her... She moaned out my name in her room. I was wearing my headphones so I thought she needed help. Just as I opened the door she climaxed. On my face.

 And that's why I temporarily resigned from the Phantom Ensemble.

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I was selling some newspapers (that I wrote for Bunbunmaru) when Rinnosuke came up to me: "Hey, you're a talented writer. Why not expand Kourindou to not only have Western goods and obscure CD's, but also a newspaper line as well?"

"I'm not sure, we're gonna be adding a lot of content to our store now." I say to him. "Nah, don't worry." He said to me, "How about this? Write the newspaper, in real time, while selling your CD's!"

So I wrote an article that was in my mind for a couple weeks while at the same time selling my usual items.

"Hey! Whatcha' writing?" A human noticed me writing an article. I reply to him: "I'm just writing an article, just for my personal gain." "Can I see it?" he asks. "Sure. It's not done yet, but-" The human snatched my paper because I could finish my sentence. "...WOAH!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!! HEY GUYS! CHECK THIS OUT!" More humans (and probably youkai) gathered around the human. The human pointed at me. "We might have the best newspaper ever!"

The human gave the paper to the humans. "You're right. THIS IS AMAZING!!!" Another human asked me: "So, when will you release this issue?"

"Uhh.... I mean if I can finish writing and revising the article, I can release it now-"

"OH BOY!!! WE'RE GONNA GET SOMETHING GREAT AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR!!!"

All the humans cheered and left the store, preparing for a big party.

a little boy then came running up to me and returned the article to me. "Here you go sir. It would be a waste if you had to write it again."

"Well, looks like you have a lot of fans." Rinnosuke said.

"Indeed." I say to him.

And that's how The Kourin Chronicle was created.

(Advent Chronicle)

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....What the fuck did I even write?

so uh.... kourin chronicle every month or other hooray