Vegas *Lams*

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Johns POV
I lift my eyes open immediately regretting in using the pillow to cover my eyes from the beaming sun bleeding through the window.
I rub my temples as I felt a raging headache around my entire brain.
"W-What happened?" I asked myself as I yawned loudly. I look over to the side seeing Alexander cuddling a pillow.
Cute.
With that in mind I stand up going to the bathroom planning to shower when I see Mullete sleeping in the bath tub tangled in each other's limbs.
"Ummm.. Guys?" I asked as Hercules groaned trying to stretch but he lifted Laf with him.
"Heyyy!!" Laf pouted looking up at They're hands were handcuffed.
"Woah.." I chuckled lightly.
"Hey! Don't make fun of us! Your the one with a ring pop wedding ring!" Hercules croaked pointing at my finger.
"Ring pop wedding ring?" I asked looking down seeing a blue raspberry ring pop with the word
"Married to.." Engraved in it.
"I got married..?" I asked.
"Wonder Who's the lucky boy or girl.." Laf said trying to stretch also bringing Hercules to fall in his arms.
"I'm offended, Even drunk me wouldn't marry a girl.." I playfully scoffed as the two rolled their eyes.
"Of course not your gayer than the rainbow."
"Yeah! So who am I married to?" I asked again when A sleepy Alexander walked into the room seeing the mess.
"Your handcuffed?" He laughed pointing at Mullete.
"Shut up Hamilton." Laf growled slightly.
"Yeah well I'm married by a ring pop." Alex shrugged going to the sink to wash his face.
Wait a minute..
"I-I'm married by a ring pop to.." I mumbled as Alex turned around seeing both of our fingers.
"Put two and two together, YOU GUYS ARE MARRIEDD!!" Lafayette and Hercules shouted in unison.
"Wait really?" I asked trying to hide my excitement.
"I.. married my best friend?" Alex asked himself before running his hands through his hair.
"Well yeah, I mean your ring pops are the same flavor.." Hercules pointed out.
"B-But what about my engagement with Eliza..?" He asked slightly frantically.
My smile fell, Of course. Even if we did get married he still got someone else in mind.
"I-I mean this could be fake, We need marriage documents right?" I asked nervously scratching the back of my neck.
"I mean there's a stack of papers on the toilet.." Laf pointed at the papers as we both snapped to look at them.
"By the power vested in Cupcake Carl, I pronounce Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens to be lawfully wedded husbands.. And his signature.." Alex read out.
"What kind of name is Cupcake Carl..?" Hercules broke into a slight laugh before Alex shot him a death glare making him immediately stop.
"I mean..at least you two didn't get handcuffed together!" Lafayette said lifting Mullete's hand cuffs.
"Damn So you wouldn't want to be hand cuffed to me..?" Herc pouted.
"I'd much rather be married to you.." Laf said making Hercules coo kissing all over his face.
"Okay, So what are we gonna do..?" Alex asked placing the papers down.
"Can't we just r-rip it?" I suggested.
"Nope.. The person who wed us it supposed to have a copy, We just need to bring this to court.." Alex said tracing the ring pop.
"But a ring pop! Come on you could have proposed to me with a pandora ring.." I joked waving the ring pop around.
"Sorry sweetie but I was drunk and a ring pop was all I could afford.." He joked around back.
"Awww see you two already talk like a married couple!" Laf giggled clasping his hands together.
"Yeah.. But how am I gonna tell Eliza..?"
"I mean you don't haveee to tell her.. We have about 4 days left in Vegas, we could get you two divorced in no time." Hercules suggested.
"Bueno.. I don't know.." Alex mumbled walking out of the bathroom.
"Or I mean you guys could eat the ring pops and pretend it never happened.." Hercules said before Laf pushed him.
"Owwww!! What was that for??!" Herc pouted.
"Pretend it never happened?! No! John this could be your chance.." Laf explained.
"Chance for what?"
"To make him like you, Fall in love with you.. And when it's done you'd two already be married.."
"But what about Elizabeth? She'd hate me.." I whispered.
"Who cares?!!?!" Muller shouted in unison.
"Um I do..?"
"If you end up becoming the love of his life Eliza would just be the big ex.." Hercules shrugged.
"You know what that's a great idea.." I finally caved in actually thinking about it.
If Alex and I are legally married, We'd have to do married couple things wouldn't we?

A/N: Finally a upload, Be sure to check out my Boys on my page also! Shameless self promo yikes..
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