HailClan Is Really Weird

Brook Attacks a Kit

Today's Allegiances
Duskstar, who just wants to watch TV
Brookleaf, who demands respect always
Maplekit, who knows not the Warrior Code

Today in HailClan Is Really Weird: Treat your elders with respect!

Chat

Brook: DUSKSTAR! Did you have a good rest last night, without sneaking into my herb store and stealing poppy seeds like last time?

Dusk: err idk what you're talking about also the leader steals what the leader steals

Maplekit: me and my cousin just prank called someone

Dusk: rebellious

Brook: Omgosh Maple XDDD
and Duskstar... Danggit!!!

Dusk: americans i love your slang

Brook: grumbles "The word of clean leader is the Warrior Code."
grumbles "The word of Clan leader is the Warrior Code." (edited)

Dusk: clean
clean

Brook: Oh hush hush

Dusk: i'm a clean leader

Maplekit: yeh

Brook: Shush i fixed it there was no mistake there ever

Dusk: (edited)

Maplekit: hehe

Dusk: okay i'll leave you to talk adios

Maplekit: nooocome back child

Brook: -whirls on Maplekit- I can tell Heather that you were being naughty! She'll make you clean out the elder's ticks!

Dusk: no i'm watching TV bye

Maplekit: ow
No, please dont, brook!please pleasethe last time someone else told, and i had to do it all by myself!

Brook: -pokes Maplekit sharply- that's Brookleaf to you! Treat your Medicine Cats with respect!

Maplekit: I'm sowwi, Brookleaf! -cries-

Brook: -instantly becomes motherly and wraps herself around Maplekit- Oh, shhh its okay little one. Was the mean side of Brookleaf snapping at you?

Maplekit: -hides- Shhh, I don't want her to come back! She's scawi

Brook: Its alright, small one. -she whispers- she shouldn't come back soon if you write all the spoof books and mini stories you can and be a good kit. And learn the Warrior Code. What's the first law of the Warrior Code, Maplekit?

Maplekit: Ummm
To only have friendships outside of the Clan

Brook: -clears throat clearly annoyed*

Maplekit: Did I get it right, Brookleaf?We can have only friendships outside the Clan, and I can't be mates with anyone not in HailClan?

Brook: "Defend and protect your Clan, even with your life. You may have friendships outside the Clan, but your first loyalty must always remain to your Clan." you were close, Maplekit.
Not close, but not far off... -she mews through clenched teeth-

Maplekit: Oh. Well, can I go play?

Brook: -chuckles and nods- GO PLAY CHILD

Yes, go and play, child, before Brookleaf finds and kills you.