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SwaglessGrandfather: Y/n why r u up so early?

Me: Yoongi it's literally 8 in the morning

Me: It ain't that early -_-

SwaglessGrandfather: Your Insta woke me up, who was that guy next to you?

 Me: bro, u should really like just turn off my notifications den

Me: Also that's my boss from starbucks

SwaglessGrandfather: Do you like him?

Me: Hmmmm, I dunno, maybee

SwaglessGrandfather: Don't date him, you deserve better

Me: Oof someone's jelly 

SwaglessGrandfather: No I'm not, I'm just sayin, he isn't that good looking

Me: Bruh

Me: So then who should I like?

SwaglessGrandfather: No one, you're too young kiddo

Me: Min to the fucking Yoongi

        Me: I am not that young! I'm just 4 years younger than you!

SwaglessGrandfather: Exactly ^-^

Me: -sigh-

Me: You're impossible

SwaglessGrandfather: So I've been told

Me: Gtg to work Yoongi

SwaglessGrandfather: K, Imma sleep again

Me: Peace out-

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