hmph || skz crack story

who the fuck drank all the milk

After the ink fight that happened the previous day, the boys did everything they could to take off the ink from their bodies. They even went as far as bathing themselves in tomato sauce, and the only thing that did was make them smell like tomatoes.

Chan cursed at himself for getting the most expensive pens he could find. He should've known that the ink was strong and should've expected something like this to happen.

Waking up the next morning, all boys decided to take a shower to try and get more ink off of them.

Jisung had it the worse and his body was completely covered....completely covered.

As all the boys took their showers, Seungmin waddled his way to kitchen to make himself breakfast. He wasn't in the mood for anything too sweet but nothing to bland, so he grabbed a bowl and fetched the cereal that was on top of the counter. After pouring his cereal into the bowl, he opened the mini fridge and got the carton of milk.

Meanwhile, the rest of the boys finished taking their showers and got done changing. They decided to play some video games before finally deciding to go to the kitchen for breakfast.

As they made their way to the kitchen, Jeongin tripped over his own feet, bringing Felix down with him. They got up as if nothing happened but then burst out laughing. They finally reached the kitchen but stopped once they saw Seungmin with the milk carton above his bowl.

Seungmin slowly turned around and glared at the 8 boys. He stared at them for a good 2 minutes before slamming the carton to the ground and stomped on it.

"Who the fuck drank all the milk and had the fucking audacity to put the carton back in the fridge?" He growled and grabbed a spray bottle and filled it with water.

All 8 boys gulped and started taking steps backwards because they all did the mischievous act. They all thought it would funny to see Seungmin's reaction but this wasn't the reaction they expected. All boys decided to Kris once Seungmin darted at them. They all ran in different directions to try and get one of the youngest off their tails.

Sadly, the oldest went down first as he tripped over a bag that was in the hallway. Seungmin saw him go down and dashed towards him. He hovered over Woojin and they made direct eye contact.

"This is what you deserve." Seungmin stated and began spraying Woojin with water.

"Man down, man down! I repeat man do-" Felix was saying but was sprayed with water.

He went limp and fell to the ground.

"You're evil." He whispered as Seungmin looked at him.

"Tragic." Seungmin replied, spraying Felix.

Seungmin shot everyone one by one, Woojin first, then Felix, Jisung, Jeongin, Minho, Hyunjin, and Changbin.

Now, Chan was the only one left. Seungmin was hiding in the shower, lights turned off and curtain closed. He heard the door open and could see Chan's shadow.

"I think I'm safe." He heard Chan mumble.

He smiled devilishly and got his spray bottle ready. He ripped open the curtains and looked at Chan.

"Surprise, surprise bitch." Seungmin whispered, spraying his last victim.