Clark Kent x Batman (Bruce Wayne x Superman)

Just dance and chill

Jk they don't chill... like ever.
Anyways
Clark Kent was a genius. In his own opinion at least, Bruce wasn't too sure. So when Clark suggested a dance off, his always grumpy boyfriend had some things to say. Most of them were along the lines of "No you dumbass", however eventually even the cold man that was Bruce Wayne cracked and agreed.

"Tell me, why are we doing this again?"
"Because I said so. Can you move that table?"
"You have super strength," Bruce deadpanned.
"And what about it?" the kryptonian asked with a smile.
Realization struck Bruce only moments later "Did you quote Arianna Grande?"
After setting up, which took way more time than was needed (some making out was involved) the games finally began. Bruce was the first to go and picked Another one bites the dust.
After a few rounds and a particularly embarrassing recreation of 'Chiwawa' they just gave up. It was getting late anyway and Alfred would have their heads if the living room wasn't in order by nightfall.
Only when they were in bed did Clark whisper "I won!". The only answer he got in return were soft snores, which made him smile softly on the love of his life.

He was whipped.

When morning eventually came they were greeted by their gaggle of kids and Alfred in the kitchen. Nothing seemed out of order which was more ominous than it had any right to be. Only when they heard Dick humming the tune to Chiwawa did they share a horrified look. The kids just laughed, hell even Alfred got a chuckle out of that one.

I need fucking sleeeeeppp.