Diamonds Are Forever

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by Pan_Hunter

by Pan_Hunter

Except they're not. No story here because Sherlock decided not to take the case. Apparently a missing diamond isn't 'interesting' enough.

Still, we discovered a body today so that's something for him to get excited about.

10 comments

Where have I heard that phrase before? Diamonds are forever?
Sherlock Holmes

James Bond. You have heard of James Bond?
John Watson

I've heard of him, yes.
Sherlock Holmes

You haven't seen one, have you? Right, we're having a Bond night.
John Watson

It's nice to have something to look forward to.
Sherlock Holmes

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Sherlock.
John Watson

That's demonstrably untrue. That clip of a cat falling off a shelf for example. The one you insisted on watching twelve times.
Sherlock Holmes

That WAS funny. Anyway, why are you writing on my blog when you're sat downstairs?!
John Watson

I. AM. BORED. And I'm wondering what temperature I'd need to create to blow up your cans of beer...
Sherlock Holmes

OK OK I'm coming down.
Sherlock Holmes