164- Smart Jin

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At least we now know the answer to that question😂😂

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At least we now know the answer to that question😂😂














Crappy story time

Ice cream- All (hyung line) (I'm trying to make theses all last as long as possible and I only have 1.5 brain cells left and I don't have the brain capacity to do all 7 of them at once😏)

Jin

Jin would try to conserve his gentlemen-ness, stop staring at you licking streams of melted ice cream from the side of the cone and get his mind out of the gutter

Eventually he'd have to steal the rest of your ice cream from you and make up some sort of excuse
"Yah, Jin, why did you take my ice cream?"

"I'm hungry and I want the rest of it"

"Jin, you have your own ice cream in your hand"

"I like eating two at once- I mean it's fun to eat- I just really fucking love ice cream"

When I said "try... to keep his mind out of the gutter" I mean "try... and fail"

Yoongi

Yoongi would be starting intensely at you, imagining that the ice cream you wear licking was his dick (I actually wanted to try and make this funny and say something like 'his ding dong' or 'his trall lala'

He'd eventually get up and whisper in your ear "I'd stop eating that ice cream just the way you eat my dick, because if you don't, I won't go easy on you tonight, I'll have you begging on your knees"

(Fuck, I've only just realised how dirty I am😂 I need holy water)

Hoseok

Hoseok try to keep his eyes off of you, but would eventually be like "fuck it"

He'd just stare at you and when you stopped eating to ask what was wrong, he'd just say "Keep eating, I'm enjoying the show"

You chuckled when you realised what he meant and you started to keep eye contact with him as you licked the ice cream, he sighed and walked over to you and whispered "I think we can put this ice cream to better use" and he kissed you and licked the ice cream from around your mouth






I'll do Namjoons with the maknae lines, 'cause I'm hungry and the food I made my mum make for me, she's my slave, and yes I did only have dinner like an hour ago, but my foods ready now, so Namjoon and the maknae lines will be tomorrow

I'm just repeating my self

I'll go now😂

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