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Bitch, I would have kept it

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Crappy story time

Christmas- BTS

(Just pretend it's Christmas already)

It's was 5am

It was still dark outside

But Jungkook's child senses told him what day it was

It was Christmas

(Why does this seem so dramatic?)

He jumped out of bed and started speed walking down the hallway, knocking on all of his hyung's doors as he went past

He rushed downstairs and waited until the others started to come down

The first one was Jimin, he was still half asleep and as he walked over to the sofa, he looked more like a mopey dinosaur

He plonked himself down next to Jungkook and eventually fell asleep, he was slumped forward and soon enough he fell forward and fell off the sofa, causing him to wake up with a start

He held his nose in pain, while Jungkook laughed at his misery

Next down was Jin and Namjoon

Why were they together?😏

"What happened? Who died?" Namjoon asked in his sleepy, groggy voice (I wanna fucking hear this)

"No one died, Jimin just fell asleep" Jungkook responded

"Yah, it's 'Jimin hyung' to you" Jimin slapped Jungkook's chest

"Namjoon, you get the others up and I'll make breakfast" Jin walked into the kitchen

Namjoon walked up stairs and Hoseok and Taehyung soon came down, but there was no Yoongi

No body was really surprised when they heard him shout "Fuck off, Namjoon"

Jin came out of the kitchen with a wooden spoon and stood at the bottom of the stairs shouting "Don't swear, Min Yoongi, and get your pale, skinny ass downstairs now, I don't want to have to use the wooden spoon on you!"

Yoongi soon ran downstairs, nearly tripping over his on foot on the last step

Namjoon followed him down and went to join Jin in the kitchen

The way the two sofas were placed meant that the other 5 could see everything that was happening

Namjoon hugged Jin from behind
"What are you doing?" Jin tried to continue cooking

"Thinking about last night" Namjoon started to kiss Jin's neck

"Oh really?" Jin turned the oven off and the two started kissing

Hoseok jumped up and shut the kitchen door

"Okay, kids we're not watching any more of that"

"Aw, why not?" Jimin said

"Stop being a pervert"

"What's sex?" Jungkook asked, confused

"Yeah, what is it?" Taehyung asked, also clueless

"Uuuuuummmmm..." Hoseok and Jimin didn't know what to say, but then Yoongi cut in

"It's when you put your dick into a girls pussy, or in their case, I'm assuming, Namjoons going to put his dick in Jin hyung's ass"

"Yoongi hyung!"

"Why would you ruin their innocence?"

Taehyung made a disgusted face and a wild Jungshook appeared

Taehyung made a disgusted face and a wild Jungshook appeared

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And that's how Christmas 2018 went for bts

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