Daily life of Mineta

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A  Before we start dis chapter, I just want to say that the photo throughout this story is NOT mine. OwO Also, these characters are from My Hero Academia, meaning that I did not make up the characters or the names! [I forgot to mention, that i'll let you guys know the character's Hero name because their easier to understand who they are in the anime.] Now you may continue reading! :DD
(Lol i'm pretty much going to say the same thing over and over so I don't get complaints xD)

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"Yay... another morning..." I said to myself. [Touch touch touch...] "???!!!! WHERES MY SECRET STASH OF PERVERTED-NESS?!!! OH NO." I screamed. I jumped outta bed and started looking. Here? Nope. Inside my drawers? Nope. Under the couch? Nope. Under my bed covers?! Nope. "This is hopeless... I think... it's the end... w-without my perverted stash of secretness I'm nothing... WITHOUT IT I'M NOT MINETA!!!!!! 

 WITHOUT IT I'M NOT MINETA!!!!!! 

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[Looks up.] "Oh... its there..." (Mineata's quirk: The things on his head can stick to anything, but only him cannot stick to it. If he pulls out to much of it, he eventually bleeds.) "NO, ITS STUCK TO THE CEILING!!!!" [Tries to pull it off, but no use.] 

"Mineta Sweetie, your going to be late for school!!!" Mineata's mom yelled from up the stairs. "Also, whats with all the ruckus?! Your dad is trying to read!"

"Sorry Mom, I'll hurry up..." I said with a sigh. [Runs downstairs] "Bye mom, bye dad!" I quickly yelled as I flew out the door.

"Bye!" Mineta's mom and dad replied. "Oh that boy..." said Mineta's mom. 

[At School. . .]

*Click, click, click!* "Ah... such cute girls," I gazed, drooling.
After taking some photos, I went out to walk around the school. I mean, what girl doesn't like a healthy man?

"Stop looking Alex!! Lemme get my clothes on first!" A noise came from the window.

Oh.. ho ho. What could this possibly be? I can't miss out on this!! I rushed towards the windows in which the noise was coming from. Dam it. I'm to short to see. Come on Mineta, think! This is a once and a life time opportunity. It's not often when the window to the girls locker room is open! Oh, it's Deku over there!

"DEKU, COULD YOU LEND ME A HAND?" I shouted, getting his attention.

"Sure, what's up?" He questioned, walking towards me.

Pointing to the window I said, "pick me up and face me towards that window. I want to see whag I'm missing."

( Deku looks over ) "H-HOLY." he said, blood dripping down his nose. "You s-sure you want to see?"

"Of course! Why wouldn't I? Comeee on Dekuu hurry, before I miss all the cheese!!!" Yup, there's definitely something good beyond that window. It's rare for Deku to nose bleed.

( Deku picks Mineta up )

U-uh that is not what I expected

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U-uh that is not what I expected...  two UA High students were flirting with each other. Why'd they sound so feminine... are they gay?!

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 17, 2019 ⏰

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