It waS a daY. TorBjoRn and ReInHardT hAd BeeN dAbBinG aLl oVeR(watch) thE hAterS and getting dr0nlk has fr0k
then iT it haDed bEcome nigt TimE.
sO they want to BeD lIke a
dRunk jEwsh man
then jorbtorn sayed to reinhardt "reinhardt you got pee pee yes?"
"catch phrase" he lustfully replied.
jorNtoRb slapped reinhardt in his pee pee
"of c0rpse i d0 you small pee pee man drawf thng"
haRdtReIn stared at the dwarf things pee pee, it was a milimeter long.
"me pee pee smol" said jornjorn "looks like we're gonna need the turret"
"ill get me shield t00" said reeenheart
torbtorb got out of bed and threw his turrent at reeeeeeeeenhardt and went to look for baguette
"where u goin bby" said reeheart, bringing out his shield sized pee pee
"t0 get ur m0m"
"my mother is dead" reeeeehert said, flicking his long ashy white crusty hair all over the room
torbtorb went to get baguette and runs into his cancerous dooter instead.
"AAAH! Papa, why are you naked????!?!?!??!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!" brigtte exclaimed in perfect grammar. and then shielded her eyes with her see through shield.
"oh you know, the usual" jorn winked at his dooter.
"Papa, did you bring in another giant gay extremely old man to pound you again?" Brigtte questioned.
jornjorn gave a lustful grin.
torbtorb pranced past his dauughtttterrrrr and and got baguette
he snatched the baguette like a play of the game with a turret and ran back to the bedroom, where his gay german man was flicking his golden long lucks, exclaiming "ich bin hier für dich pinkeln pinkeln"
riiiiiiiheart heard this from like 3 feet away and immedietly stood up, and all his armor fell off at once for plot reasons
jorbtorn entered and gesped, then he dropped the bagueete ass it screamed intense arabic
"we g0tta fix that up me gey german boi" jorbtorn said, approaching the armor and fixing it whilstethed accidentally t0ucheding reinheeeeeeeet
this is so gay omfg
then briggite walked in
"Goddamnit, not again." She sighed and facepalmed. "Papa you have a wife."
"nt0 anymore!111" he screamed while the turret, armor, shield, and pee pees did some pretty str0nge stuff "we divorcedededdeeddedededededdedededdededededdedededdedede"
"What-" but torbjorn jr was cut off because its bed time and i dont want my fortnite taken away
