dangan ronpa minecraft abridged abridged

B*ITCH I MIGHT BE

Tyler woke up and hit his face on the nightstand, cursing about how somthing called ruby had done this, even though she dosent exist.

Realizing he hadnt put his big stupid nerdy glasses on, tyler put on his big stupid nerdy glasses while still cursing the voice in his head.

This room wasnt filled with crap so it wasnt his room blah blah blah Ruby threatens to kill Tyler off if he dosnt shut up, so he shuts up.

"Im on team Ruby right now, Tyler you suck" came the voice of me.

"There are more of you!?! Tyler screeched."

"Yes", i said, "are you on drugs or somthing?"

"B*tch I might be", retorted Tyler.

"Just go read Herobrines rude note already we have to get on with the story", Ruby said.

Tyler then noticed the note that had been under his big stupid nerdy glasses and started to read. Tyler can't read so he had to get the imaginary author voices in his head to read it too him.

"lol ur leif is gon suk now. go et ur brakfust in da dinin rum tht im nat gon tll u wure it ez lusers.

im evul

heve a wodifil duy

jk u suk

-Herobrine"

Wow Herobrine are you on your man period or somthin?

After wandering around for hours because Tyler is really dumb and cant find places, he finally found the dining room. People introduced themselves and said they were super minecraft level whatevers and became bffs yay.

Herobrine tried to make his entrance cool but failed miserably because he sucks. He then killed Brice because he was on his man period and was feeling moody. He then introduced himself as Herobrine. Bodil, who was obviously actually Ty said somthing about how he hated everyone and Ty who was obviously actually Bodil started complaing about how he didnt say that. Like dafuq is wrong with those two?

Herobrine started to explain shit but Tyler didnt listen because he didnt go to Kindergarten.

Nobody really cared about what Herobrine had to say because he wa clearly on his period.

Jason said somthing really intelligent the way he always does but no one listened because hes Jason. So Jason called 555-JASON-ABUSE but even Mango-Sempai didnt listen to him.

"Go do the thing" said Herobrine.

They did the thing.