dangan ronpa minecraft abridged abridged

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"Loosors etz triil tm" said Herobitch

Suddenly a wild ruby-senpai appears

"Lol sup nerds" she said, smirking.

"who tf r u" said almost everyone.

"Lol I'm rubythemaster, but call me ruby-senpai because I said so"

"Well I want to break the 4th wall more so hi" I say suddenly appearing.

"Omg who are you" said ant.

"Ugh I'm sky, the super high school level fangirl" I say sighing, "but nobody really knew that because i go by displeased mitch sometimes lol."

"Umm can we get back to me being evil" ruby-senpai exclaimed.

"U wanna go m8. I bet my junko enoshima cosplay is better then yours. wearing it to Sakura con and shit. yea."

"Who is junko enowhatever?"

"what is Sakura con?"

"Why are you here?"

Those were some of the questions asked.

"That's not important"

"Can we get back to me taking over the story or whatever" says ruby-senpai, bored.

"Yea whatever" I say.

"Yea so like go read my fanfics and shit"

"Yea they're pretty good I recommend highly go read the relic and the rune *cough* also follow me on Instagram @nyoomcraf *cough*"

"Mai gawd enough with the shameless plug ins already can we get to the part about how I'm bodil, not Ty, and how I'm actually the mastermind or whatever" says ty, who suddenly turned into Bodil.

"*le gasp* wowe unexpected plot twist totally didn't see that coming" said ghost jason, rolling his eyes.

"I HAVENT READ THE BOOK YET ERMERGERD" said sky, even though I think he died... idk haven't been keeping track... oh wait no it was Ty who just died okay.

"Fine I'll be all hope... but just this once" I say, "usually I'm despair but ruby-senpai is being despair sigh but first mitch you should date me lol"

"Why would I do that"

"I'll kill you if you don't :)"

"Oh"

"BACK TO THE STORY NOW" exclaimed ruby-senpai.

Right. got distracted.

"So um ant did it..." Said ruby.

"Chu haz no prof" said ant

"Lol it was pretty obvious that you dressed up as sky and killed... Wait who died again... Ty?... Yea... why would sky kill Ty... skylox kawaii desu duh... Hey wait my names sky... I just realized that... Yea"

"Mhm" said ruby, not looking up from her ds.

"Ooh what are you playing?" I asked

"Smash bros... no shit... like I literally wrote two books about it..."

Herobitch interrupted all the conversation by screaming "BT I WNTID 2 B HTE MIAN ANTNGINEEST"

"Lolnope" ruby-senpai replied.

"O"

"Welp its hope time... MITCH USE DISPLEASURE!"

Mitch used displeasure! It was extremely effective!

"Wait so you've taken an abridged crossover and abridged it and crossed it over with SNK and now there's Pokemon?! Wtf!" Said Tyler.

"I do what I want... Plus I wrote this book and I will kill you... who needs mangos original plot line anyway"

"Psh I'm death... Loljk" said ruby-senpai.

Herobitch kept trying to kill ruby-senpai and it didn't work.

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