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In the car-

Ray- So you tellin me that she gon let you hit tobight?!

Prince- Yeah man! We made a deal this morning cuz iI said her dress was to tight.

Ray- Dang man! You luckier than a mothafucker!

Prince- Yeah She aint gone be able to go to work tomorrow morning! (Laughs)

Ray- Oh so you finna lay her out again!

Prince- Hell yeah! I done been holding out for almost four months now!

Ray- Is it that hard?

Prince- Yeah when she walks around with booty shorts on all the time!

Ray- Nee barely ever holds out on me! We be gettin it in like its nothing!

Prince- Y'all still using condoms right?

Ray- Yeah but we didnt use one last night!

Prince- Better be careful.

Ray- I actually wanna have kids with her!

Prince- Thats a lot of responsibility

Ray- I know but for some reason I just think that me and her can handle it!

Prince- Dude she just turned 18 ! You're only 19! What would y'all do with a kid?'

Ray- Be a family.

Prince- Ray we only have one year off and right after this little break we're going on tour! We planned on taking the girls with us on this tour but you can't mange all that with a baby!

Ray-........

Prince- Just wait until we get off ofthe tour and then think about kids! She'llbe at least 20 and you'll be 21.

Ray- Well I guess I understand where you're coming from..

Prince- Ok..

Ray- (Looks at his phone) Dang it's only 10:00!

Prince- (Checks his phone) Paige said that we're gonna go grocery shoping tonight so all wehave to do is stop by Best Buy for her phone case.

Ray- Good cuz I needa get a little bit of sleep before I pick up Nee.

Prince- (Laughs) Nigga you just lazy!

At Best Buy-

Assistant- Ok Sir what is the name that it is under?

Prince- Paige Rodriguez

Assistant- Ok it'll be ready in fve minutes..

Prince- Excuseme ma'am it should already be ready..

Assistant- It is ready I just need five minutes to talk to you.

Prince- About what?

Assistant- (Guides him to the back office) Follow me.

Prince- (Follows) I just came to pickup a phone case!
Assistant- Have a seat sir.

Prince- Could I just get the phone case?
Assistant- (Writes something on a peice of paper) How about call me sometimes? (Puts it in his pocket)

Prince- I have a girlfriend so you can have this back.(Hands it back to her)

Assistant- Well I know she can't do the things that I can!

Prince- Well I think she can do 'em better! (Tries to walk out)

Assistant- (Pulls him back and kisses him)

Prince- (Pulls back) Seriously? Now I understand that you're a big fan but that was really uncalled for!
Assistant- But it was good wasnt it?

Prince-(Sees Paiges phone case on the desk) I'm leaving! (Grabs the phone casew and walks out)

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