The Tea Party

Musical Breakfast Friends

Kids, the characters in this chapter will teach you to have a healthy and balanced breakfast.

Chapter 6: Musical Breakfast Friends

Iceland

Twilight swept over Reykjavík, but no one could tell due to the gloomy, cloudy sky. Knowing two of their friends had gone to Big Mom's territory, they felt rather uneasy. "I bet Suki's playing on the Oil Ice Mountain. It's probably really cold in this weather." George smiled. "You wanna join her?"

"I don't feel like it." MaKayla replied, staring at the Chrono Staff in her lap. "I...I have a bad feeling, but I don't know what it is..."

Boom. Boom. Boom.

"Is it that?" Miyuki asked. At first, they thought it was a car outside playing its boombox. But even cars could not shake the earth at this magnitude, where even their treehouse rumbled and plates fell from the cabinets. So, the three rushed to the window, seeing a large, moving structure rolling over the neighborhood.

BO-BOM-BOM-BEE! BOOM-BOOM-BEE! BOOM-BOOM-BEE! BOOM-BOOM-BEE!

Sector IC could not believe what they were seeing: a pirate ship that looked like a giant ovular cereal bowl, with a sail that depicted a four-leaf clover, but what really took the cake were the four massive tiger-striped tires that carried the vessel across land. The ship rocked up and down to the beats of the boombox, and it gave little care as the tires rolled over innocent homes. The base of the ship opened and released steam, and within that steam, five figures were present. The five stepped out from the steam and were revealed to be a leprechaun, a muscular tiger, a short man with a white mustache and blue navy uniform, an orange cuckoo bird with a long beak, and a white rabbit.

Wearing sunglasses and gold rings with clover symbols, the leprechaun began to rap. "Orange star horse shoe, clovers and blue moons! The BK's here to spell out yo' doom! The name's Luck-Luck-Lucky, and I got the Lucky Charms!" He slapped his crotch before whipping guns out of his pockets. "Take a big bite kids, it really AIN'T no harm!" He shot Lucky Charms into the mouths of children, outside and in homes, and the marshmallows swelled inside their throats, causing them to choke.

"Don't mess with the yo ho, Bozo. Better chew before you swal-low, Bobo." The parents desperately tried to force the food out of their children's mouths, but to no avail.

"This furry white trash can't ditch them Trix. He had enough o' them trashy shits." Lucky directed to Trix the Rabbit, anger fuming in his spinning rainbow eyes as he grit his cracked teeth. "Wait'll they see, he got tricks his own, they gon' feel in they brittle bones!"

"Hehehe! Silly rabbit!" laughed Trix. "Trix are for kids! LIKE THIS!" He YANKED a rope, flipping a group of playground kids upside-down and smashing their skulls together. He kept pulling the rope to continue cracking their crowns.

"Don't mess with the hobo, mo' fo'. Or we gonna get all mojo, JoJo." The kids presented the yogurt to Trix with pleading eyes, but he grabbed their arms and squeezed them 'til blood squirted out.

"Who-are-we, who-are-they, whatchu wanna know? This tiger's stripped and he's ready to go." Tony the Tiger flexed his muscular abs, dragging two high school boys by the necks. "He whips them boys up into shape, just stuff 'em full of Frosty Flakes!"

Tony poured Frosted Flakes into the boys' mouths, turning their bones brittle as he then bent them and wrapped them together. "They're grrrrrrREAT! For flexibility!" With the boys now in the shape of a single large ball, Tony imbued them with Armament Haki and KICKED with the force of a cannonball, destroying seven houses in a row as the "ball" leaked red.