The Tea Party

One Note Musical

Little trivia about the magic show: Akko purposely cast Jasminka as the star to get back at Mickey Mouse. :3 Play "Crimson Bow and Arrow" by Linked Horizon.

Chapter 8: One Note Musical

Sweetopia; Bridge of Carmel

After the excitement of the magic show, it was unbelievable that the witches still had energy to run at the speeds they were going, even considering Hannah swapped their show clothes with their gym clothes. Alas, when they were being chased by the first Titan to hunt human prey in 5,000 years, should they really question such a blessing? How ironic they were briefly chased by Bowser one month before, and they didn't feel one-tenth of the fear they felt right now.

"SHERRY, PLEASE!" Akko screeched at the top of her lungs. "DON'T EAT ME! WE'RE FRIENDS! PLEASE, STOP!"

"SAVE YOUR BREATH, IDIOT!" Diana shouted. "JUST RUN!"

"AKKOOOOOOOO!" For just a bit, Queen Sherry slowed down, for she reached into her Pink Diamond and extracted a massive sword made of Rose Quartz: "SOUL QUARTZ!!" Powerful Psychic Chi amassed on the blade as the queen SLICED! The witches jumped away from the middle. Time seemed to slow down as the entire bridge was cleaved in two. The blinding pink beam threatened to sever their very souls had they not dodged.

With the swiftest of thinking, the witches mounted their brooms, and Akko turned into a mouse as she clasped Amanda's leg. Amanda grabbed her friend and put her safely in her shirt. "Let's see that fat bitch follow us—NOOOOWWW!"

With a Titanic leap, the queen nearly SMASHED Amanda in an earth-shattering clap, and though she missed by an inch, their heads were ringing from the sound. Queen Sherry landed on Zeus, the nimbus flying with full speed after Luna Nova's fastest flyer. The great queen grew closer and closer, nearly enveloping the red-headed witch in her cavernous mouth. "AAAAAAAAHHH!" Amanda gave the briefest boost with her fire and barely avoided a crunching fate. The athlete was crying and sweating greater than ever before. She would rather sit through 1,000 detentions if it meant escaping this. "SOMEBODY KILL THIS FUCKING WHORE!!"

"AMANDA!" Barbara screamed when a tremendous tidal wave towered over Amanda like a mountain, and Pawtucket Pat was riding it like an angry surfer. Determination filling her, Amanda attached her sword to the end of the broom and spun like a drill in order to pierce the wave and perfectly pop out the other side!

Pawtucket was still hot on their tail, riding a column of water as he willed columns to erect from the sea. Amanda expertly dodged the columns, smirking in Pat's direction. With one more dodge, Amanda flew under the Sweet Commander with sword in hand. "HYAH!" With one great swing, Pawtucket's head was severed. "Boo-yeah! Killed one of the commanders without even trying!"

"No you didn't!" Diana screamed. Amanda gasped when the headless body spun and melded with the juicy water, flying faster as it kept trying to ensnare her like a snake. "The Beer-Beer Fruit is a Logia-type, isn't that what Pilaf said?! We can't hurt him without Haki! To make it worse, it's a Water-type, so he's still able to swim!"

"LOOK OUT BELOW!" Lotte screamed, the witches dodging as meteors flew up from the ground.

Ernesto Taco was riding a large white sphinx as he danced and threw meteors up with his maracas. "Más rápido, Pea, más rápido! I'll buy you a hundred sweets if we can hit them!"

"Aye-aye, Uncle Taco!" replied the sphinx.

"That must be Ernesto, the Music/Fire double-bender." Lotte observed. "And that beast he's riding... it's Cassiopea, who ate the Cat-Cat Fruit, Model: Sphinx."