The Tea Party

Mission: Meet the Family

Any scene that includes the Big Mom Pirates makes me incredibly hungry, and this story is no exception. XD

Chapter 3: Mission: Meet the Family

Sweetopia

"I don't believe this place! This is a nightmare!" Mr. Jelly said as the Brotherhooders explored the town of Whole Cake. "We need to get these people to the Dentist Planet pronto!"

"What I can't believe is that you're actually RELATED to that hag." Cuppa Joe replied. "Then again, you do go a little crazy at the sound of taffy."

"T-T-T-T-T-T-TAFFY?!" The dentist panicked.

"CHEW IT!" Lunch Lady shoved a steak into his mouth. "It's a damn good thing we're all related, because this is the closest the Brotherhood will come to setting foot on this planet!"

"Ixnay on the hotherbood." Joe replied. "As long as we're here, let's collect as much info on this queen as we can. My only concern is if KND operatives will be there, too."

Meanwhile, Lala Stork rented a Lakitu Tour Cloud. She, her brother Bartie, his wife Virginia, and their kids Terry and Lola rode the cloud across Fryburg, a town of French fry buildings. "Fryburg is merely a small, salty piece of paradise!" Lala began, using a microphone for effect. "As you can plainly see, every object and piece of land on Sweetopia is edible. Anything can fill your tummy on this planet, therefore nobody goes hungry. Technology and electrical items are baked with dough used for Electro Cookies, popular pastries for Birkan Nimbi. For currency, we have Chocolate Coins wrapped in either gold, bronze, or platinum foil, depending on their taste. The more valuable coins or items are, the tastier they are, but then you won't have them."

"Why would we do that when we can eat anything else?" Lola asked.

"Everybody has unique tastes, Lola." Lala smiled, winking her forehead eye.

"Is that why you pirates still steal candy from everywhere else?" Terry asked smugly.

"But of course! Every candy in every country or world has its own exotic taste and flavor. And although you can eat anything here, most of the landscape tastes awful with everyone's feet marching over it, and the fact that this planet is millions of years old. Food tastes a lot better when it's cooked by hand or by oven."

"POTATOOOEEES!" The five whipped to their left as a giant girl tore the roof off a restaurant. The 18-year-old giant had light-gold eyes and brown hair in a ponytail, along with a green sweater, black pants with a silver belt, a brown jacket with Big Mom's Jolly Roger, and brown boots. As madness filled her eyes, she dug her hand into the restaurant, grabbing a handful of screaming potatoes and throwing them into her mouth. As she munched them into mush, she mumbled, "These aren't Sweikah Potatoes. NONE of these are Sweikah Potatoes." After taking a big swallow, she rose to full height and bellowed, "WHEN CAN I HAVE MY SWEIKAH POTATOOOEEEEES?!"

"Oh, don't mind her." Lala said. "She's our cousin, Sasha Blouse. She has food cravings like the rest of us, but she's like a big sister to everyone here! She's also an Amazon, so she's good with a sword."

"She's also kinda destroying the town like a Lego set." Lola remarked.

"Like a big sister would!" Virginia beamed.

Ignoring the rampaging giant in the background, the Tour Cloud flew over a church. "For generations, people honored and worshipped Great Grandma like a goddess, praying that one day, she could walk upon their world. Scientists developed special candies infused with Bang Gas that were designed to help their bodies grow; Gigantification, as you could guess."

"Hold on, that sounds like the same crap Caesar Clown was trying to feed kids!" Terry remembered.

"It certainly is!" Lala grinned. "Who do you think gave him the materials? Gigantification has been a topic of interest for scientists for years, based off the horrid experiments the demons used to perform on children in days past. Only, remove the part with turning them to flesh-eating monsters and make them competent soldiers for battle. The Linlin Family was especially fixated on the project due to their ancestor's origins. And although we're not all related, nearly everyone on this planet possesses candy in their veins. We find that it helps us adapt with Gigantification much better."