Nikola, Nemanja, Strahinja: Camping Trip 2

Nikola Jokić: never have I ever and Nemanja farted

Subotica, Serbia.
6:20pm,

Nikola Jokic POV:

U redu, pa ću nikada i nikad više nikada ne uraditi, spreman sam to uraditi! dobro zvuči? idi! (Okay, so I'm going to do some never have I ever and yet, I'm ready to do it! sounds good? go!)

Nikola Jokić: number one: never have I ever farted on my ex-boyfriend's face. I have because I dated this guy once named Goran whom I met when I was in 1st. We've been dating for 11 years until we were engaged. However, it was Called off because he cheated on me with his new boyfriend and later on, he got pregnant. I almost got pregnant with him when I started 10th grade. Anyways, his brother had to ask if it was me or him but it was blamed on my ex-boyfriend.

Nemanja Jokić: razbio se s tobom zato što izgledaš kao sranje. (He broke up with you because you look like crap.)

Nikola Jokić: Oh, ućuti, to nije tvoja stvar. Ja i Goran su u dobrom smislu. (Oh shut up, it's none of your business. Me and Goran are in good terms.)

Nemanja Jokić: Hahahaha!

Nikola Jokić: gubitnik! (Loser!)

Nikola Jokić: Alright, number two: Never have I ever dated someone I met since first grade. I have, it was Goran Jovanovic. Goran was the first one I met when I went to school with him and we were talking about stuff, getting married and having kids. Makes sense right? But he wanted me to get pregnant at 19 I was like: oh I have to save that for later.

Nikola Jokić: number three: never have I ever have a stubborn boyfriend. I have. It was my ex boyfriend. He's a pain in the butt.

Nikola Jokić: number four: never have I ever get pregnant. Almost, ever since I went to college and it was the person I've known which is... My Ex-boyfriend Goran again.

Nikola Jokić: number five: never have I ever experienced butt cramps. I have, ever since when I was practicing at the basketball court and I had to go to the bathroom and it turns out I pooped and Strahinja was like: Da li je to bila dijareja? i ja sam bio: moja guzica boli o čemu pričaš? Strahinja je rekao: to je dijareja jer pokušava da se oslobodi kako bi zaštitila od patogena. U redu, čuo sam te, Strahinja! (Was that a diarrhea? and I was like: my butt hurts what are you talking about? Strahinja said: it is a diarrhea because it's trying to rid itself to protect against the pathogens. Okay, I heard you, Strahinja!)

Nikola Jokić: Number six, never have I ever flirted a BTS Korean Leader. I did when I was at the meeting and this guy Namjoon, Kim was like: Wow, you're so tall and attractive.

Nikola Jokić: number seven, never have I ever have a break up. I have, Goran was telling me: I'm sorry, I don't think we could be together anymore, so I was like: Okay, what was bothering you? He never said anything to me, so yeah, I was pissed off at him and cussed at him in my Serbian tongue. In that case, I was fighting with him.

Nikola Jokić: Number eight, never have I ever tried finding a new boyfriend or girlfriend. It's hard to explain, so yeah. I did try finding a girl, but she didn't like me. Guess what? This new boy at my school, he told me to call me, but he never did.

Nikola Jokić: Number nine, never have I ever farted on a road trip. I have. Okay, so when I was at the camping trip with my brothers and my father. I farted on Nemanja's face and Tata had to ask if it was me or Nemanja. It was blamed on Nemanja and he got in trouble for it.

Nemanja Jokić: Ne nisam. (No I did not)

Nikola Jokić: Da, jesi. (Yeah, you did)

Nikola Jokić: Yeah sorry.

Nikola Jokić: Number ten, never have I ever sneak up on my older brother's popcorn. I haven't because when Nemanja's boyfriend that's dating my ex-boyfriend which is Goran, came over and tried sneaking a peek at the kitchen table where Tata is putting the dishes away and moments later, Strahinja ate the rest of the popcorn.

Nemanja Jokić: Znaš, tvoj bivši dečko je sa mnom. (You know, your ex-boyfriend is dating me.)

Nikola Jokić: Nije me briga. (I don't care.)

Nemanja Jokić: 😂.

Nikola Jokić: Number eleven, never have I ever peed outside of the basketball court. I haven't, but a single person did. I didn't laugh because I didn't want him to be offended, but then his boyfriend peed his pants and I was like: Oh no, that's not good,

Nemanja Jokić: Šališ previše lažnih vesti, Nikola. (You've been spreading too much fake news, Nikola.)

Nikola Jokić: Recite to još jednom ili ću vam prdnuti na lice. (Say that one more time or I'm going to fart on your face.)

Nemanja Jokić: Lol 😂.

Nikola Jokić: Okay, last one. Never have I ever tasted any type of Serbian food that has a different taste. It was the Cevapi sausage but it tasted like Filipino meat or whatsoever.

Nikola Jokić: sići. (Get off.)

Nemanja attempts to fart on Nikola but looks back.

Nikola Jokić: kako je bezobrazna. (How rude.)

And later on, Nemanja farts on Nikola.

Nikola Jokić: never have I ever have a disgusting brother. I have. Freaking Nemanja.

Nemanja started laughing.

Nikola Jokić: Tako si odvratan, Nemanja. Sigurna sam da si jeo previše Burritosa. (You are so disgusting, Nemanja. I'm sure you ate too much Burritos.)

Nikola Jokić: Okay, never have I ever have a brother who never runs out of gas.

And Nemanja farted on him twice.

Nikola Jokić: Nemanja! 😂.

He goofed around while Nikola is talking about how it went through when he dated a guy once and then some other things.

*Nemanja Jokić background*

Nikola Jokić: Yeah, freaking Nemanja reminded me of my ex boyfriend who is always goofing around and acting skeptic most of the time.

Nikola Jokić: I hate to say this, but I'm pregnant. Never told my parents about this because I was at the Public along with my brothers and It smelled something weird. But it turns out, I was pregnant.

Note: He's one month pregnant.

Nikola Jokić: Anyways, thanks for tuning in.