Teh sexy fire emblem adventures

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Luke woke up, and looked around. They weren't in the place they fell asleep in. They were in... They were in the castle.... Shit. They were in a dungeon cell. "What.. The fuck.." Luke scratched his head and got up. "You have a few minutes before King Zephiel comes to see you." A guard turned around. "Oh......" Luke sighed. "Wake up. Hot pinkette. Pretty boy. Chicken addict. Red head." He named them all as he tapped his fingers. Serran woke up, smiling, "Did you just call me hot..?" He asked, blushing, and then noticed they were in a dungeon cell. "I also forgot to add Annoying, sorry." Luke coughed. Serran frowned "We're here.." Martha woke up "and you are to protect me bc I'm a pretty ass boy." Luke coughed again "yes, an ass you are." Ikea got up after and sat on Royetta's head, trying to wake her up. Zephiel came over and opened the cell. "I know what you're here for." "And...?" Serran added. "The Fire Emblem." He stated as he held his silver sword. "Mhmmm! Damn straight!" Martha hummed. Zephiel raised an eyebrow, "May I ask who you all are?" "Oh, me? I'm Serra-" Serran bursted out as Luke stopped him and whispered "Don't tell him." Zephiel smirked and recognized Roy's face in the group, even as a girl. "So, you're Serra? That Ostian Cleric? Well, bishop, now? Hah! Impossible, you're a male!.. But your hair, that soft pink hair... You did something. And YOU." His eyes focused on Roy or Royetta. "Roy... Young Lord Roy.. Or in this case, Lady Roy. Hahahahahahah... You think you can really stop me from my actions? Ah, you, so smart.." He chuckled, as they all glared at him. Martha squealed, already too frightened by his presence as she ran out, down the hall "WE NEED TO GO!!" She squealed. Ikea chased after her "idiot!!" "Get them." Zephiel ordered his guards as Royetta, Serran, and Luke ran after the two, dodging the guards.