Warning : what you are about to read might provoke irredeemable brain damage.
Thanks for your understanding ^^
PAT PAT MINOUCHE'S ADVENTURES
Once not upon a time was a cat and its owner:
The owner: You want your food???
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Pat pat: Yeah pass it on!!!!!!
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The owner: (stunned) Since when do you speak, lousy Cat!! I'm out of here see ya
Pat pat: Wow it's so shitty ---> Shit mash, Yuk my
mouth stinks, I'm going to throw it to the neighbor's face!!!
Pat pat: Yo oh!!! Neighbor!
The neighbor: Yeah, what??
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Pat pat: *Throws the cat food on the neighbor*
The neighbor: Well then I'm out of here, stupid cat
The owner: I'm back from the shop! You eaten yo food?
Pat pat: No.... I threw it at the neighbor because your food was shitty
The owner: And where did he go the neighbor?
Pat pat: He went back at his place, why?
The owner: YO OH NEIGHBOR!!!!!!! *Pat pat goes away without a word*
The neighbor: Why am I here I'm sure it's a trap
The owner: There, eat that ---> Rainbow mash
The neighbor: Hu??? What??? *Starts to cry rainbows*
Pat Pat: What's happening?
The owner: Wouldn't you want this cat food by any chance?
Pat pat: No, Absolutely not. You already made me try horrible cat food
The owner: Well, You'll still have some! *Throws the cat food on Pat Pat*
Pat Pat: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN.........
The owner: Oops I think he went to do a World Tour and right now he must be in Japan!
The neighbor: What the hell happened I saw something fly above my house
The owner: (dazed) I transfixed my cat
The neighbor: Into what??
The owner: Into a Nyan Cat!!!
The neighbor: You ill-fated! It will conquer the world
*Nyan Nyan NYAN *
The owner: I think he's almost there *Activates its watch with shrinking abilities on the neighbor*
The neighbor: AHHHH why am I shrinking
The owner: *Catches Pat pat ( Nyan cat) *
Achievement unlocked: Catch a nyan cat!!!
LA FIN (of this chapter)
edit from the translator: if you find any mistakes or wrong ponctuation, this is absolutly intentional, as I am trying to keep the perfection of the french version
