Pat Pat Minouche's adventures are based on a true story... (not)
Pat Pat Minouche's Adventures
The owner: I just want to go on vacation!
PatPat Not to Hawai!!!
The owner: Cooooooooooorse not...
-------A few moments later, Mexico-------
A Mexican: We have to blow up the cat with some tapas !
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The owner: I KNOW!!! Let's go to Mexico !
PatPat: Err ok but there's danger in the air i can smell it
The owner makes a teleportation portal to go to Mexico
--------Mexico----------
The Mexican: A Mexican who is supposed to kill this cat and make it eat tapas to death!
!!!WWA!!!
The Mexican throws a nuclear warhead
Pat Pat jumps on the mexican to use its Pat's claws
The owner loads a powerful spell
The Mexican throws fire tapas
The owner uses black matter
Pat Pat: IN COVER!!!
The nuclear warhead is sucked in by the black matter
The Mexican: AH.. No!! I will disappear and i'm bringing this world with me!!
The owner opens a teleportation portal to another planet
PatPat: Quick!!
-------On a prehistorical planet-----
The owner: What's this planet???
Pat Pat: Can't you see the dinosaurs and a volcano? Doesn't it ring a bell?
The owner: No. But i wanna destroy the volcano
PatPat: But think about it, it's a thousands kilometers away!
The dino: Come on my back then!
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The owner: Take us to the volcano
The dino: OK, watch out for when i take off
---------A few minutes later--------
The dino: Careful with the lava and the dino-boss!
The owner: Kay, Hey patpat ?
Pat Pat: What?
The owner: Didn't it look weird that dino?
PatPat: noooooo, It just had reactors instead of foot
The owner: Uh well yeah
Pat Pat: What was it talking about that dino-boss ?
The owner: I think it talked about... BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!
The owner: Excactly!! Let's go
---Inside the volcano---
PatPat: The godly hammer that allows to come back in time is here. And the dino-boss is its keeper
!!!EPIC WWA!!!
The dino-boss starts to blow fire on PatPat
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The owner starts to load a meteor
The owner: Like the dinosaurs !!
The dino-boss: Throws a warhead with it arm on patpat
Patpat comes back with its mew of the death
The owner uses its meteor!!
PatPat: Quick let's take the hammer and make the whole earth reappear!
------LA FIN-----------
YOU ARE READING
Pat Pat Minouche
ParanormalA story that can destroy the world ! Traduction thanks you @lily_killjoy
