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Pat Pat Minouche's adventures
The owner: Yay !! We've moved back in time
Pat Pat: And the house is back
The owner: All thanks to the hammer!!
Pat Pat: No.. Like, really, what are you going to do with that hammer...
The owner: Put it on the wall!
-----Somewhere in outter space, in a spaceship-----
Sylvain: We shall invade Earth with the Virgin Mary's ships!!
--------Arrived into pat pat minouche's house------------
Sylvain: Say goodbye to your home with Vanish because, trust pink, forget stains!!
The owner: Hu we don't have a home anymore...
Pat Pat: Someone blew it away once again
Sylvain: That's thanks to Me!!!
Pat Pat: You've destroyed it because you've got a strange name?
Sylvain: Well... uh... Yes why
The owner: Ok... This one, I'm going to destroy him....
!!!MEGA WWA !!!
The owner loads a storm
Sylvain: You plan on attacking me with some wind??
Sylvain throws a cosmique cross on Pat Pat
Pat Pat: We'll never make it...
The owner: Wait! I almost finished loading my spell
Pat Pat uses its Meww of death
Sylvain is thrown on the wall and can't do anything and the owner throws a strom against sylvain
Sylvain: Erf... The Battle only just Started!!
Sylvain summon the neighbor , The ghost and Rock
Pat Pat: Uh here though, I think but I'm not sure we really have a way to survive
The Dino and clownfish: We're going to help you!
Everyone: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--------------------Follows a neverending explosing war----------------------------
The owner: We've made it!
The dino and clownfish: We're outta here, see u !
Sylvain (who flees on his spaceship): The reptilians will beat you!
The owner and pat pat: Reptiliens ???
------LA FIN-----
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Pat Pat Minouche
ParanormalA story that can destroy the world ! Traduction thanks you @lily_killjoy