Stari's POV-
Where... am I? AHH! COLD COLD COLD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!! AAHHHHH!!--
Medic's POV-
I held an ice-pack on my patient's head so she her fever would go down. She squirmed around like a wild animal beyond control. "In my medic opinion... This does not look good!" I told Skylar. I put multiple ice packs on her left wrist, fearing the worse. "Doc... You're not gonna..... slice her hand off, right?!" Skylar asked. I didnt respond as I reached for my bone-saw. I could hear Skylar whimper in distress. I moved the ice packs and--
Stari's POV-
My hand's so co-o-old! Wait... wh-what the hell is-- "GAARAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"JESUS CHRIST RIDING A UNICYCLE THAT FUCKING HURTS LIKE THE DEVIL'S WHIP! OH GOOD LORD PLEASE SPARE ME FROM ALL TH-- "RAAAAAAAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" MAKE THE THE TORTURE END PLEASE! PLEASE PUT A END TO MY SUFFERING!!! "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
Medic's POV-
"--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" The patient screamed as I finished cutting her hand off. A bunch of green blood rushed out her severed hand. "Oo, that looks good." I said frantically searching my office. There it is! I thought reaching for a mechanically hand on a shelve. I calibrated it and sat it next to the patient. I brought my medi-gun, that was propped in the air, to the patient's 'hand'. "Well it looks human, unlike ze engineer's robo-hand!" I laughed.
Stari's POV-
I opened eyes in a blind panic. The first person saw was Skylar so natural, I asked her; "S-sky where am I?!" Skylar giggled and sat next to me. "Relax! You're fine... A friend of mine cut off your hand to get the poison out your veins... Now you have a robot hand!" I looked at her and frowned. "You got shot by lasers...... didn't you...." I said gloomy. She frowned and looked around. "Yes...... But I don't care... As long you're safe." Skylar said. She glanced at something and picked it up. I had the strong urge to KILL HER!! NOW!!! I lashed out at Skylar with no reason at all. She stabbed me with a syringe, making me lose all feeling in my body. "MEDIC! THAT WAS NOT MEDICINE, YOU CROOK!"
Oh. I got infected by a virus... Cool! I guess...?

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FanfictionA human (a.k.a you)was found by octolings floating next to the beach on shore. They try to take you in but you shortly get snatched by agent 4 (yes this is splatoon 2) and you foolishly fall in love with the agent.