Random Funny Stuff

I Don't Caribou

Once upon a time, that no one wants to talk about, the planet Earth reached its lowest point. In the fall months, in a small cabin in Australia, a small family of caribou were sitting around their house. The father, Gary, was out at the grocery store, while the mom, Morgan cooked dinner. "Darnit," she said, "We're outta cinnamon." Bessie, who was watching TV with her twin sister Bertha, replied, "Text dad, he's at the store." "Honey," Morgan replied, "He 'went to the store' three years ago. He's not going to be back by dinner." Bertha chimed in, "Gary ya big goof, you've done it again!" Morgan was Gary's third wife. He had done this before.