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Roman Around

Jase was a Roman Centurion. One day Julias Caesar invited him into his palace, so Jase went. As they talked, senator Palpatine came in. They talked politics for a while, which bored Jase. Suddenly, a dozen other senators burst into the room carrying knives. "What the heck is going on?" He shouted. Then senator Palpatine hit him in the head, shouting, "I AM THE SENATE!" Jase began to lose consciousness, but before he blacked out, he heard Senator Palpatine say, "DO IT!" A few hours later, Jase awoke in his dirty apartment, blunt in hand. He looked around, and saw a salad sitting in front of him, chopped to bits with knives filling the sides of the bowl. It was at this moment that Jase knew, he screwed up.