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Robby Gets Drafted

(Warning: Nazi Reference/Trigger Warning)

It was the 1936, Nazi Germany. Robby Day, a 16 year old German boy, trudged through the snow and into the Berlin Military Office. He was taken to the back room. The next day, he was shipped to a military camp in the countryside. He marched through the cold darkness, into the medical office for his inspection. Dr. Ludwig stood in the corner, looking into a syringe. "Time for your examination." He said in his thick German accent. Robby stood still and let the Doctor do his thing. Dr. Ludwig pulled out a small magnifying glass, and said, "Let me check your eyes." Robby opened his eyes and let the doctor check around. Dr. Ludwig stepped aside, and began to write on his clipboard. Suddenly, a general burst through the door. "Well son, are you ready to become a Nazi?" "I don't know sir." He replied. The general looked down a piece of paper. "Now, why, on your original report, did you say, 'I can Nazi.' It's just a mistake right?" "No sir, I can Nazi." The General looked confused. "Sir," the medic said, "He is completely blind. He cannot see!"