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(yes it's from One Punch Man) She seems shy around me but when I'm not near she is sassy as hell atleast that's what everyone says and she is mean to kim saying things like "red freak" or "red face" then kim slaps her I find funny cuz she deserved it and after I give her a tour she pulls me into slender sold room and kisses me my face turns to flames (didn't happen I wish t happened) I back away while glitching then she uses her psychic power to pull me in but I glitch out of it I love being a glitcher kim hears Susie throwing a fit cuz I 'can't' co-operate so kim walks in to find me on the other side of the room of Susie and Susie throwing a fit trying to kiss me still I glitch to the point where I can't move my bones are cracking I'm starting to bleed I'm dying everything stop after I close my eyes as Susie kisses me then my head bursts into flame (actually happened) which startles Susie then I run to kim and run out of the room with kim and I close the door before Susie could reach it I tell kim "go to our room and leave the door open" and she does so and I glitch to our room and close the door then I see susie hold a knife to Kim's neck I nod to kim to signal then Susie drops the knife and try's to kiss me but I open the door and out she goes I close the door and this time a gun to my head I glitch the bullet into my mouth and when she fires I jump and spit out the bullet "tf" Susie says kim claps Susie shoots kim and I jump and spit that bullet at Susie and it explodes which makes a fire which sends the water sprinklers to start I turn them off psychically while I was distracted Susie kissed I just stoped and remained motionless then kim cried then I comfort her then I slap Susie in kinda too nice to kill her in my current state so I walk with Susie to her room she get on her bed "come sit next to me shauny" she demands "for a bit" I say then I sit next to her she confesses she has a crush on me so now I'm stuck in a love triangle then I walk back to my room "wait" Susie says "I know you don't like me but can we try to make this work" she adds "I'm already married Baka" I say so I walk back to my room and see kim on the bed and a picture of someone I didn't recognize "ahem" I say "eep" kim screams and throws the picture out the window "ahem" I say again "sorry" kim says "who was that" I ask "my brother" she replies I know her family she don't got one "uh huh" I say "ok fine it was my child hood friend who has a crush on me" she confesses "I don't like that you lied to me I wouldn't hurt a hair on your head" I say "oh really" she says sarcastically FLASHBACK literally two weeks ago I tear hair and kim hair to use as a potion END "Oh yeah sorry about that" I say "it's ok" kim says
