*Thursday, 1st period*
"Where is health?" Randy ran towards the wise Annette, a known hairstylist (shout-out to The Shalon) and pic collage master, in a speed of red, blustering and sweating, clearly looking for a sign. And She provided.
"In IT young one, go upon your quest, thy shall receive the answers you require up the stairs. But be warned, you may be stopped by the boy with one hand in his pocket...." Annette wisely informed young Randy.
Randy ran, but as he was warned, he was stopped by a wave of sadness.
"sOpHiE wHaT dId cOurTneY tELL yOu!?1?" His deep voice broke out from the emo angst,
But Randy didn't have time for this verbosity, he had a motive, and he followed his groin to his dearest love, Sky.
"SKY!" Randy burst into the IT room, tumbling and falling in his red coat, his tiger head fell out of his bulging bag, that wasn't the only thing bulging....
Sky was bowled over with the sight of Randys three heads.
Charlotte in the background, slowly clapping, tears running down her face, the day has finally come...
Out of the blue, Charlotte transformed into a vicar, the outfit she kept in her bag at all times finally came in handy.
"WITH THE POWER OF JEBUS, I NOW PRONOUNCE THEE RANDY AND SKY, HUSBAND AND WIFE"
And for the first time, Sky kissed randys head, but it was the wrong head....
No not the head on his neck....
No not the tiger furry head piece which now lay on the floor....
But the southern head....
"Howdy y'all"
YOU ARE READING
you're my fursona
RomansRandy is red Sky is a fruit Would you do me the honour, And put on this fur suit?
