Confessions Of A Spoiled Brat

Chapter 3

  "Perfect! I'm Bob, nice to meet you  sister Angelica!" 'Bob' says, holding out a hand for me to shake. Bob? As in 'Bob' the minion 'Bob'? Man, if my parents named me that, I would pop out my mom's vagina and smack a hoe. I shake 'Bob's' hand and ask,

  "How do you know my name? And is your name actually 'Bob'?" I try not to make it too offensive just in case his name is actually 'Bob' and he isn't shitting me.

  "After you left the locker, Jay was muttering about some 'stupid Angelica Girl' you since you went all savage on him. And no, my name is not Bob, its Ray. Why did you think Bob wasn't my name?" Ray asks in a smartass kind of way.

  "Well, I figured a parent would'nt name their kid after a minion." I say shrugging.

  "Sister genius." Ray states. I'm about to agree when the professor decides he's had enough of the our chit chat.

  "Alright, everyone shut up- I mean, keep quiet. We have a new student today." He tells the class.

  "Would you like to come up here to introduce yourself?" The professor asks me. Uh, how about no?

  I hate this kind of shit that happens. As if this day wasn't already bad enough, now I have to give a dumb introduction speech. This day LITERALLY cannot. Get. Any. Fucking. Worse.

  Then the door opens and Jay walks in.

  It just got worse. Fuck, why'd I say that.

  "Care to explain why you're late, Mr parker?" Professor asks in a no-nonsense tone. Kinda scary. Hell, if he talked to me like that, I would probably shit my pants.

  "I was busy, ok?" Jay mutters, not even bothering to apologise for being late and sits down at a desk beside  Asher's. I didn't even notice Asher come in the classroom just now. Well, he's a pretty sight to look at so I'm not complaining.

  "New student? Would you like to come up here and introduce yourself?" The professor repeats his question to me. I guess he decided not to bother about Jay anymore.

  "Um, Could I ...not?" I say more than ask the professor.

  "I wasn't asking, Miss Dawn." The professor states.

  "Well, neither was I." I say firmly, leaning back on my chair.

  "I-" The professor starts but he gets cut off by the most annoying voice ever.

  "Leave the girl alone, prof. She's a shy chicken." Ray indirectly mocks me. That pisses me off. I stand up a bit too fast, making my chair slide back and it hits Cameron's table. I hear him swear under his breath before I walk to the front of the class.

  "Hi everyone, I'm-" ...about to chop Jay's balls off if he cuts me off one more damn time.

  "A shy chicken who's also stupid and annoying." Jay says with a smirk. I force myself not to launch myself onto him and beat up his pretty face right here and now.

  "Why would you say that about yourself, Jay?" I fake gasp. Some people start laughing and some look at Jay in pity.

  "I mean, its accurate, what you said about yourself, but you don't have to believe it if you don't want to. It can really hurt your self esteem." I say with fake concern.

  Jay grumbles and sinks into his chair.

  "Anyways, my name is Angelica and I'm-" I get cut off by Jay again. Shocker.

  "A ridiculously ugly, hairy, rude, idiotic, fat-ass ogre!" He shouts.

  "Who's name is Angelica! And not Jay!" He adds on second thought.