I woke up. He was sitting on me. He was talking to someone. "This is a very comfortable cushion" he said breathing in the leaves. I sat up feeling my ribs crack. They broke but I don't care. There a saw a womon. She was ginger and sniffing ginger. I screamed
HIW THE FRICK CAN SHE SNIFF GINGER WITHOUT DYING. shrek breaths. I die. But I come back to life don't worry. I through lemon in shreks eye coz he used to love this when we where dating. He winks at me then dies. He undies and tells me he didn't wink, he just had onion in his eye.
He takes out a mop from his pocket and cleans away the ginger that that womon dropped. "Hi I'm Beth" the womon says while crying. "I DROPPED MY WEAPON" she cries. I give her my spare weapon. My pepper
She looks at me. She doesn't say thank you.
I'm gonna Kill her
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Shrek x Reader
Historical FictionY/N meets shrek for the second time. She wants to lick him
