CROSSOVER: A Different Kind of Crazy

Zombie Majima

Senryo Avenue...

Juri: (This looks like the next spot. What joke did he bring me to see this time?)

She then spots Majima facing a wall a little way down.

Juri: (There he is.) Hey, cyclops!

Majima turns to her. The sight of him makes her expression lower.

Juri: (What happened to him? He's all pale and scrawnier. Didn't even know that was possible.)

He walks towards her in a rather slurred manner.

Juri: (Guess all that crazy made him sick to his stomach. About time.)

Majima: Ju...ri... Ju...ri...!

Juri: Yeah, that's my name. Don't wear it out.

Majima: JU...RI...!!!!!

Majima lunges towards her.

Juri: The hell?!

Juri dodges him by a hair. He stops and then slowly turns back to her, his grin widening across his face which she now noticed was rather bloody.

Juri: What are you doing, perv?! Like I'd let some guy take at chomp at me! Damn!

Majima: GRRRRAAAAAHHHH!!!

Majima pounced towards her, quicker this time. She kicked him away, harder than she wanted to.

Juri: The hell's wrong with you?!

She then notices the cuts and what appears to be bite marks all over his chest and neck.

Juri: (Bite marks... You gotta be kidding... Is a he zombie? I know I told him the go to hell, but..)

Juri's hands started twitching. What exactly was she looking at? She didn't have time to convince herself if what she was seeing was real or not. Majima struck again, and out of instinct, Juri sent a trail of energy flying at him via a high kick, knocking him down.

Majima: Urrrrr...!

Juri: (Okay. Maybe this town is a little too crazy for me.)

She notices his hand move and quickly gets into her fighting stance. He slowly rises to his feet, looking as if he'll attack again.

Majima: Urrrrr... Urr... Juri... JURI...!!!!!

Juri: ...! Alright then! Wasn't planning on killing anyone today, but since you're dead, it technically won't count!

Majima: ... GIMME A LITTLE TASTE...!!!!!

Majima rushes towards her again. She readies herself to take him on.

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Juri: Take that!

She finally managed to take him down.

Juri: Damn! That was actually tough. Even dead, you don't disappoint, do you, cyclops?

The second she asked that, his fingers twitched.

Juri: Seriously, more?! You really like getting kicked, don't you?!

Majima got back up again.

Juri You're more out for blood than I thought. Still, no way you're getting mine! Go on, attack me from wherever you want! I'll bury you as soon as I've broken you for good!

Majima started laughing... before doing the most ridiculous dance she's ever seen.

Juri: The hell is that? Can zombies even dance?

Majima: Ya still ain't figured it out? I ain't a damn zombie! Still alive and kicking!

Juri: Uh?

Then it suddenly dawned on her. This was another one of his "fun games".

Juri: ... You seriously set this all up?!

Majima: You know it! Ya should've seen your face! Your eyes almost popped out of yer damn head!

Juri: Alright, that's it. You clearly have lost all sense of what fun is!

Majima: Aw, come on. Don't hate me, girl. You know you had a good time.

Juri: I can't believe I fell for this stupid stunt. I thought something was sketchy about the fact there was one zombie around.

Majima: Yeah, I wanted to get the whole Majima Family in on the act, but there were all too scared to take ya after that last bash you gave 'em. Damn pissants!

Juri couldn't help but find all this laughable in a sense.

Juri: Gimme a break! How the hell did you even think this up?

Majima: Well, I was tryin' to brainstorm a way to get at ya again, and I just so happened to have a zombie flick playin' in the background. Next thing you know, Zombie Majima

Juri: You're sick, seriously sick.

Majima: Come on, I even hired some make-up artists from the movie biz for this little epidemic.

Juri: Normally, a girl would kill for a guy who gave her this much attention. Me, I'd kill a guy who gave me this much attention.

Majima: Ya nearly did, ya bitch! Ain't you ever heard of role play? It's all supposed ta be fun 'n' games. Almost took off my damn head!

Juri: Maybe I should've. Then I wouldn't have to listen to you babbling right now.

Majima: Hey, you're the one with the time to "kill". Get it?

Juri: Mm...

Majima: Seriously though, ya got any idea how much this stunt cost?! Shit, I practically went through a whole B-movie budget... Then again, maybe I could make a real B-movie outta all this! With the camera's rollin' all the way through, I might just need to cut a few things up.

Juri: Cameras?! What cameras?! You don't film a girl without her damn permission, you perv!

Majima: I can see it now with my good eye, a professional flash mob... The Flash Majima! Boy, I've never dreamed so big.

Juri: Tch. What a waste.

Majima: Come on. Gimme a smile. I'll copy you a tape.

Juri: ... You promise?