Swift: Gotz some stuff! One for Sollux and one for Shadow!
Sollux: what ii2 iit?
Shadow: Here
Swift: We have a thing furm random freak: I dare Sollux to be nice to Eridan for a week. If he is rude at all Autumn can banish him. Or beat him up.
Sollux: banii2h?
Swift: To anouther demention
Sollux: oh 2***...
Swift: Now go! 'Bee' nice, or this is post making fun of Eridan.
Sollux: 0-0 I 2tiill have 2cratch marks
Swift: >:( Good.
Shadow: Go away now.
Sollux: >8P *leaves*
Shadow: What do I have?
Swift: I dare Shadow to be nice to Sonic for a week. It says only you and I can know.
Shadow: Randomfreak, so you know, I AM SO NICE TO SONIC!!!!!
Sonic: *walks up* Hey Shadow, can you explain to me, WHY YOU PUT MY MATTERESS IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAKE LAST NIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Shadow: hee hee 😅
Swift: Nice huh? Now shoo! I have work to do!
---------Around end of week---------
Sonic: SSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWIIIIIIFFFFTTTTT!!!!!!! SWIFT! SWIFT! SWIFT! SWIFT!
Swift: *dropping tray of baked good* S***! All day wasted.... WHAT DO YOU WANT!
Sonic: D: SWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIFFFTTT! SHADOW'S BEEN FOLLOWING ME AND LEAVING WEIRD LETTERS AT MY DOOR!!!
Swift: WAT! What was on them?!
Sonic: *Holding note* "'I hate you so much, some say we should hate marry'"
((...(())meaning out of context, that is for all you sonadow fans))
Nepeta: *hiding* :33< i ship it so hard!!!!
Swift: 0_0
------in anouther place-----
Eridan: wwhy the glub are you nice to me noww?!?!?!?!?!?! ALL I WWANTED WWAS ONE QUARERENT FILLED!!! ONE!!! AND YOU WWERE A D*** ABOUT IT!!! MAYBE I DON'T WWANT YOU TO BE NICE TO ME NOWW!!!
Sollux: we both know that ii2n't true.
Eridan:..... yea. still you wwere a big jerk before, wwhat's wwith noww?!?!
Sollux: look ii'm only beeing niice two you becau2e of a dare, don't get all hyped up
Eridan: :(
Swift: *in main area* EVERYONE!!! FURONT AND CENTER!!
-----Front and center-----
Swift: We need to discuss something, *turns and stares* Nepeta has been teach Sonic and co. incorrect Homestuck stuff. Like how she told Shadow that 'hate marry' was a phrase for having a death match.
Nepeta: 😅
Swift: On another note, the week is over, Shadow was only being nice to Sonic cuz a dare, same with Sollux.
Sollux: thank you
Swift: Now good bye everyone-
A few random people: You're leaving!?!
Swift: NO! No, just gonna go and take a catnap, all that cookin was hard, and it went down the drain.... *menacing look at Sonic*
Sonic: ._.' Sorry! In a hurry at the time!
Swift: What efur. Now Shadow *yawn* close things up fur me, kay?
Shadow: Fine. Remember to vote comment and subscribe it means a lot to Swift, so try to make someone's day or night better... Now Sonic, guess what I got?
Sonic: ...What?
Shadow: The fashion troll gave me one of her chainsaws, let me test it out on you. *reeves up**starts to chase*
Sonic: NOPE!!! *runs away*
Shadow: *yelling to screen*. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW FOLKS!!
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