Swift: We are back! And with another dare!
Sonic: What this time?!? I still hurt from being hammered in the face!
Swift: Hee hee... THIS IS ALSO FROM @XxXRANDOMFREAKXxX: I dare Shadow and Sonic to have a fake wedding. Shadow: Groom Sonic: Bride And you can figure out the rest of the details, BUT don't invite Amy. She needs to walk in on it. X3
Shadow: 0-0
Sonic: WHY DO YOU HATE US RANDOM FREAK!! I'M NOT HOMOSEXUAL
Shadow: I'm strait. 0_0
Swift: 0n0 Fiddlesticks, but it must be done.
Shadow: F*** you RANDOMFREAK!!!!!!
----------At the 'fake' wedding-----------
Swift: Alright, Blaze: Maid of honor, Cream: Flower girl, Knuckles: Preacher, Silver: Best Man-
Scourge: WHAT ABOUT ME. D8
Swift: You can sit in the coroner like the other people.
Scourge: -n-
--------Even later---------
Knuckle: Do you, Shadow, do you take Sonic to be you lawfully wedded wife for as long as you both shall live?
Swift: Say i do or RANDOM FREAK gets you
Shadow: -_-' Fine, i do
Knuckles: Do you, Sonic, take Shadow to be your lawfully wedded husband, for as long as you both shall live?
Swift: If you don't, I tell Autumn she can banish you to another dimension, one without chill dogs.
Sonic: :O you wouldn't.
Swift: Yes i would
Sonic: :( I do
Knuckles: I now pronounce you hedghog and wife. You may now kiss the bride.
Shadow: No, the thing is over now -_-
Amy: SURPRISE MOTHER GLUBERS!! *starts swinging hammer and throws Shadow and Sonic backwards*
Sonic: AMY I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!! :D
Amy: Sonic WTF IS THIS!
Swift: A dare.
Knuckles: Really? I went on the internet and took a test, I am certified. You to are lawfuly married now. >:)
Everyone but Knuckles: WHAT!
Knuckles: *troll face*
Everyone* Lets get him! *chases Knuckles with weapon of choice*
Swift: That was all your fault Knuckles, don't expect to get out of this one.
Knuckles: T-T it was a joke....
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