Swift: YO ERIDAN! YO! YO FISH STICK!
Eridan: Wwhat is it landwweller?
Swift: *whispering* It's furom randomfreak: I dare Eridan to be quiet for a whole day and act unemotional.
Eridan: Wwhat?!?!
Swift: *slaps hand over mouth* SHHHHHHHH! Only you and i can know, this is fur their reactions!
Eridan: Fine then! No emotions for one day only! I just want to find someone who lovves me...
Swift: Well maybe it would work better if you didn't come on as strong, hum?
Eridan:........
Swift: ONE day. Chill
Eridan: Fine. >->
------At the end of the day-----
Sollux: iit'2 been really quiite twoday, liike 2ome f*** a** ii2n't botheriing anyone
Amy: Ya.... Maybe that weird guy with you. The one that hit on me and smelled like tuna.
Terezi: Y4. H3 H4S3N'T B33N 4ROUND 4LL D4Y
Shadow: He might be planing something, he's his on everyone but the cats... I think he thinks they will literaly eat him... 0-o
Blaze: No, I said that if he got within 10 feet I'd burn his face off.
Silver: That's..... not surprising. You have strong fire powers.
Karkat: IT NICE THAT THE F*** A** HAS STOPPED BOTHERING US
Sollux: ya he wa2 alway2 2o anoyiing
Knuckles: I barely know him, but he seemed stupid...
Sollux: maybe he wised up and left us, no one liiked hiim
Eridan: *In backround* guys, im right here.
Almost everyone but Eridan and Swift: O_O
Eridan: *teary eyed* ivve been here the wwhole time TT-TT i guess all of that you said is true
Almost everyone: ... um.... *in heads* now i feel bad...
Sollux: ya, iit'2 all true. face iit, no one liikes you, and iit'2 gonna be that way forever. good of you two finaly realiize iit.
Swift: Guys... It was a dare, not talking and not being emotional... Sollux, i really don't like you right now.
Eridan: *sits in corner and sobs* i try so hard to be liked...
Swift: D: Poor Eridan... BAD SOLLUX! Snow you break the wall while I talk to him. *walks over*
Snow: Alright... (still confused by the homestuckness) Remember to vote comment and subscribe...
Swift: *shoosh paping and hugging Eridan* Shhh. It's ok. You still have fangirls that love you.
Eridan: that doesnt count... ill nevver havve any quarerents filled, or even friends
Swift: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can be you friend. If it makes you feel better, I'll beat up Sollux later. I am a ninja with claws
Sollux: 0-0'
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