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So...

Here you are.

You are reading my book.

Wow.

Congratulations.

Felicidades.

Parabéns.

祝賀.

toutes nos félicitations.

Herzliche Glückwünsche.  

Eat dog poop.

Nah...I'm just kidding, so, you may have observed my writing technique. I use a looot of     

S     P     A     C     E     

......and dots......

And I have a very very very weird, uh, style.

But despite that, you still haven't stopped reading and you haven't deleted this magnificent piece from your wattpad library. And by that, I am not encouraging you to do it, I am just expressing my gratitude.

I also love to use what people these days call "smart" words. By all means, I do not want to think I am saying that me, myself and I is (or are...not sure about that..) smart. Just so you know that and don't say things like "oh she's just trying to hide her crappy writing behind smart words"! Because that is NOT what I intend to do.  I have read literally all the famous wattpad stories, but even more not-so-famous ones. And let me tell you many of them were better written than the viral ones. But please don't be offended by this, it's just my personal opinion (or you're just protecting yourself because you don't really believe your story will be successful so you're trying to persuade people about the opposite)

So, please, get some chips or pizza or muffins or just ICE-CREAM

CUZ WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T LOVE ICE CREAM MAN

Go listen to some of the amazing Billie Eilish and relax baby

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