(Y/N)'s POV
I sighed as I put the last tent pole in place. I stepped back to admire my work. I was putting up a tent but what I was looking at right now looked like a deflated whoopy cushion.
(Y/N): Damn it, how the hell do I do this?
(Lonewolf): Did you try to read the instructions?
I glared at lonewolf as he walked over.
(Y/N): Yes I read them.
Lonewolf raised an eyebrow.
(LW): Then where are they.
I looked away.
(Y/N): Uh I think a bird took them.
Lonewolf rolled his eyes and walked up to the tent.
(LW): Whatever, I'll do this you go get firewood.
I nodded and turned to the woods.
(LW): Oh and don't get kidnapped or something stupid like that again.
I flipped him the bird and kept walking.
Soon I found a tree that had died and fallen. It had dried out and would work well as fire wood. I was picking up branches when I thought I heard a scraping sound from behind me.
(Y/N): Lonewolf if that's you trying to scare me it isn't going to work.
I turned around but instead of lonewolf it was a woman with a rabbit mask and a giant ax.
(Y/N): Oh shit.
She swung the ax at me but I barely dodged and started running. She ran after me humming a lullaby. She was gaining on me when I jumped up and grabbed a tree branch. I swung myself up and looked down as the huntress stopped under me.
(Y/N): I know this is a little out of context but does your mom happen to be a hourglass cause you got curves like one.
The huntress paused then reached up and slowly took her mask off. Her face showed that she was clearly Russian.
(Huntress): You think so?
I mentally face palmed. When would I stop complimenting killers?
(Y/N): Uh yeah but I can't hang out or anything like that sorry.
The huntress growled and put her mask on.
(Y/N): Ha how are you going to get me?
She suddenly pulled a hatchet out of her belt.
(Y/N): Oh fuck
She threw it and I leaned back to avoid it but in doing so threw myself off balance.
(Y/N): Woah!
I fell off the branch and fell in a pile of leaves. The huntress started walking over to me.
(Y/N): Oh no.
I stood and ran as she continued marching towards me. Soon I saw a light ahead of me.
(Y/N): Freedom!
I burst out of the trees only to find lonewolf feeding some sticks into a fire.
(Lonewolf): Where's the wood (Y/N)?
I pointed to the woods.
(Y/N): I was being chased by a crazy bitch with an ax!
(Lonewolf): Oh come on what kind of excuse is that?
As he said that the huntress appeared behind him and raised her ax.
(Y/N): Lonewolf look out!
She swung as lonewolf turned. I closed my eyes and waited for the sound of him being cleaved in half but it didn't come.
I cracked as eye open to see lonewolf holding the handle of the ax. He raised an eyebrow and shoved the huntress back yanking the ax out her hand.
(LW): Who dis ho trying to take me out?
(Y/N): That's the crazy chick!
The huntress stood and took out a hatchet. Lonewolf responded by taking out a colt 45 from his waistband.
(LW): Go ahead and throw. I'll drop you so fast you won't even have time to gasp.
The huntress paused then to my surprise put the hatchet back and ran into the woods.
(LW): Hey you forgot this.
Lonewolf threw the ax into the woods after her then turned to me.
(LW): See you just need to toughen up and handle the situation.
He turned to the woods.
(LW): Now I'm going to be fire wood, you just stay here and don't do something dumb.
With that he walked into the woods. I sat by the fire and smiled.
(Y/N): Maybe I won't be kidnapped this time.
As soon as I said that the huntress walked back into the clearing.
(Huntress): Oh I wouldn't bank on that.
I turned to her.
(Y/N): What want me to kick your ass too?
She laughed then ran at me taking me to the ground.
(Y/N): I mean if you want to go somewhere that's cool to.
The huntress smirked and threw me over her shoulder.
(Huntress): That's what I thought.
With that she ran with me out of the clearing.
(5 minutes later)
LW's POV
I walked back into the clearing to find that (Y/N) was gone.
(LW): Umm... more marshmallows for me then?
Epilogue: The huntress kept you in her cabin and you were only found once lonewolf finally felt guilty for leaving you two years later. By that time you had two kids and had decided to marry huntress so he ended up just paying for the wedding to make up for it.
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