I did some weird things with Michael last night.
Wait no that sounds really sexual lemme rephrase!
I was sleep deprived. And apparently sleep deprived me enjoys flirting with Michael. And being really stupid. So, yeah, time to jump off a cliff in embarrassment and self-hatred.
-Jeremy
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Diary of a Twinky Kid
FanficYeah, yeah, laugh about the title all you want, I'm just unoriginal, and I used to be obsessed with that book series. Anyways, uh, this is a journal, or diary, or whatever about my life and stuff... so yeah! Check it out if you want.