Chapter one: dead man walking

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"I swear I left him right here." Loki's said as he and Thor's looked at a building being demolished. "Right here on the sidewalk or right here where the buildings being demolished, great planning," Thor told him sarcastically.

"How was I supposed to know? I can't see in the future, I'm not a witch." Loki says looking at his brother. "No? Then why'd you dress like one." Thor asked sarcastically.

"Hey!"

"I can't believe you're alive. I've mourned you I cried for you. I told Daisy you were dead and you know what she did? She didn't stop making things explode for weeks! And I'm warning you right now when she finds out that you're alive you're a dead man." Thor said grinning slightly at the end of his statement.

"I'm honored?" Loki says as if it was a question. "Ask him." Some random girl with dark black hair told her. "Hi, would you mind taking a picture with us?" She continued.

"Oh, sure," Thor said smiling at the camera his hand in a peace sign. "Start figuring it out where he is," Thor commands Loki.

"Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you." The brown haired girl said.

"She didn't dump me, you know? I dumped her, it was a mutual dumping." Thor told her even though she wasn't listening. Loki patted his back in a keep-telling-yourself-that-buddy way. Suddenly the ground beneath Loki's feet started glowing orange in a circular direction.

"What's this? W-w-what are you doing?" Thor asked. "This isn't me." Loki let out a yelp when he fell through the portal. "Loki?" Thor whispered, poking the piece of paper that was now on the sidewalk. When he sees that it's not Loki he picks up the piece of paper and read what it says.

-177A-
Bleecker St.

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"Strange what did you do?" Daisy asked towel wrapped around her neck, exiting the training room. Ever since May took Coulson to Tahiti and her sending Talbot into space Daisy decided it was best to lay low for a bit so she's hanging out with Strange. She had contacted Steve as soon as she could after she was abducted and taken 70 some years into the future, but hadn't yet been able to see him. As soon as she sees him she suspectes she's in for a long talk, she was silent for 6 months.

"I've summoned your brother's here." Is what he did.

"Did you just say brothers as in plural? Cuz if I'm not mistaken Loki is dead. So unless Odin adopted another child which btw is something he would do. You're saying Loki isn't dead." Daisy scowled at him.

"Your brother Loki is not dead." Strange deadpanned.

Me and Thor are going to have words later. "When will they be here?" Daisy asked, " right about now." Someone knocked on the door. I'm going to enjoy this, Daisy smiled backing into a corner.

"Thor Odinson," he floated closer, and Thor raised his umbrella. Really Thor an umbrella," god of thunder you can put down the umbrella now."

Thor ackwardly placed his weapon in disguise in the umbrella stand which appeared at his side. The two disappeared and reappeared in a different room. "Soo Earth has wizards now?" Thor asked playing with a knife thing.( A/N I don't know what it's called forgive me) "The prefered the term is Master Of The Mystic Art's." Thor attempted to put the decorative knife back in it's holder but accidentally made all of knifes fall and clatter onto the table. "You can leave that now."

"All right wizard who are you? Why should I care?" Thor asked. " My name is Doctor Steven Strange and I have some questions for you, take a seat."

Suddenly they were both sitting on chairs and Thor looked confused out of his mind. Daisy had to cover her mouth with her hand in an attempt to muffle her laughs." Tea?" Strangest and suddenly there is a teacup in Thor's hand. "I don't drink tea." Yeah no shist.

"Well when what do you drink?" Strange asked,"not tea." Suddenly there was a big cup of beer in Thor's hand. Thor slowly brought it closer to his mouth as strange talked."Soo I keep a watch list of individuals or beings from other realms that maybe pose a threat to this world and your adoptive brother Loki is one of those beings."

"That's a worthy inclusion." Thor stated watching in confusion as his beer rose up to the top after he downed it.

Steven leaned closer in his seat," why bring him here?"

"We were looking for my father."

"So if I were to tell you where Odin was all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard?" Steven asked. "Promptly," Thor confirmed with a nod of his head. "Great when I will help you."

"If you knew where you was, why didn't you call me?"

"I have to tell you he was adamant he not be disturbed your father said he had chosen to remain in exile. And you don't have a phone."

"No I don't have a phone but you could have sent an electronic-letter it's called an email."

"Yeah, do you have a computer?"

"No, what for." Idiot, Thor this why mom doesn't f-ing love you!

"Uh."

"Anyway, my father is no longer in exile so if you could tell me where he is I can take him home."

"Gladly he's in Norway." Steven got up from his seat and suddenly they were in a different place, Thor grabbed onto a bookshelf for support." Seeing if this incantation requires anything Asgardian modifications," he quickly flipped a few more pages. "Nope. Oh we don't need that."

"Would you stop doing that?" Thor asked getting slightly agitated. " Can I uh I need just one strand of your hair."

"Let me explain something to you my hair is not to be metalled with." Strange walked up behind Thor taking a strand of his hair in the process. "Ow," Thor mumbled. He started the spell and teleport again, Thor fell at the end of the steps, he jumped back on his feet."I could have just walked."

"He's waiting for you," Thor nodded,"all right."

"Oh and don't forget your umbrella and Daisy you can come out now."

"Oh yes." Thor out stretched his hand to the to the side and suddenly there was a bunch of crashing sounds." Sssssorry." Thor brushed of the glass when his umbrella flu back into his hand.

"Wait did you say Daisy?" The woman in question vaulted over the railing and landed gracefully on her feet beside Thor. "Hello brother so what's this I hear about Loki not being dead?"

"Oh that reminds me." Steven opened the portal and Loki fell out of it screaming." I have been falling for 30 minutes!"

"You guys can take care of that, right?" Thor nodded absently, staring at his sister. "Handle me? Who are you?" Loki brought out his daggers not noticing his sister yet. "You think you're some kind of sorcerer don't think for one minute you second-rate-"

"All right bye-bye." Strange moved the portal in casing the three siblings.

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•{A/N}•

First chapter of my sequel.

I hope you enjoyed it.



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