(2) Weebs

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Okay, full disclosure, I'm not a weaboo. I do not obsess over every little thing, and just because I watch hentai and shit, doesn't mean I'm up with those faggots. I don't have a katana collection, I don't have an anime mouse pad, nor do I have any body pillows. Also, I don't even have that much anime merchandise. I just have like, two volumes of death note and a T-shirt. And, I do appreciate my American culture enough that I don't want to change. Also, just cause the cover of my anime review book says, "Weeb Life", doesn't mean I can relate. Also, I took a test, and I'm like, 5% Jap, so, what does it matter anyway, right? So, I'm not a hypocrite, though, I can be sometimes.  Back to the point, George has already tortured, killed, and dissected this topic, but, I'm still doing this rant, right? If you don't know what a weeb is, look it up. This'll make more sense if ya do-o, (+_+)(+_+)(+_+)(+_+). Weebs can like Animu, but when you take it that far, that you're showing off your naked 39 year old chest in a bed with a 13 year old on the covers, then something's really wrong. All I ask is that the super weebs stay away from me. Oh, wait. There's a difference between Weeb and Super weeb. A weeb loves anime and obsesses over it. A super weeb, is a 11 - 50 something, that owns a katana, jerks off to the shit, tries to speak japanese, but winds up looking like a complete ass. And a fuckinggggg pedo. Thats all I have to say. Oh, bye.

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