{COMPLETED}
"I know I said I'll be your friend, but it's too hard"
a wrong text that doesn't turn out too bad
started: 11/18/2018
finished: 01/22/2019
this book kind of makes no sense and i'm sorry. this is my first book and i think i've grown as a...
Zoe: I realize I probably should've asked this sooner but are you a pedophile? because that would be really bad
Zach: I am not a pedophile are you?
Zoe: Last I checked no but I could be wrong
Zach: How could you be wrong?
Zoe: I don't know man
Zach: You are a very strange human Zoe
Zoe: I will take that as a compliment ;))
Zach: you do that
Zoe: Anyways, What do you look like? I need some proof that you're not a 50 year old man with a foot fetish
Zach: That was oddly specific but I'll send you a pic of my face if you send me a pic of yours
Zoe: Deal but be prepared to have your phone malfunction from my ugliness
Zach:I have a feeling my phone will be just fine
Zoe: Don't say I didn't warn you
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Zach: you're literally stunning why were you so worried?
Zoe: i look like a naked mole rat but whatever you say buddy now send me a pic of you
Zach:
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Zoe: HOLY SHIT
Zoe: DUDE YOU'RE HOT
Zoe: PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE SINGLE OR I MIGHT CRY
Zach: I am not single, sorry
Zoe: dammit
Zoe: You're girlfriend's one lucky son of a bitch
Zach: I think I'm the lucky one in the relationship
Zoe: That was cheesy and cute and I will not stand for it
Zach: I can try to set you up with one of my bandmates?
Zoe: YOU'RE IN A BAND?!?!?!
Zach: did that not come up?
Zoe: NO IT DID NOT! WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR BAND?
Zach: Why Don't We
Zoe: Why don't we what?
Zach: just look up why don't we
Zoe: damn okay then let's see
Zoe: Oh wow you're actually talented
Zach: thanks for doubting me
Zoe: No problem
Zoe: are you being dead ass that you're in this band and I'm not talking to a pedophile?
Zach: Do you want me to prove it to you?
Zoe: How in the fuck are you going to prove this to me?
Zach: What's your instagram handle?
Zoe: @ imzoeanderson why?
Zach: give me a second
Zoe: OH MY GOD THERE ARE SO MANY FANGIRLS IN MY NOTIFICATIONS
Zoe: ZACHARY I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Zoe: I probably should've expected this to be honest
Zach: you wanted proof
Zoe: okay fair but now I have to turn off post notifications
Zach: yeah sorry about that, I also wouldn't recommend looking at your dms and comments
Zoe: but now how am I gonna see the funny things Leah sends to me?
Zach: you have two separate inboxes Zoe
Zoe: Oh yeah, never mind then
Zach: You are a strange human
Zoe: thanks
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@imzoeanderson- <<when he says you're stunning😩🤩🤪 imzachherron and 2193 others like this 472 comments fan1- how do you know zach? milabright- TEXT ME NOW IM CURIOUS carmichaelleah- YOURE BEAUTIFUL AND ALL THAT BUT TEXT ME PLEASE imzachherron- hey, this is about me fan2- ^oh?
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@imzachherron- how you typed in the wrong number, i'll never know seaveydaniel and 201739 others like this 1839 comments fan1- hotttt seaveydaniel- what? whom? imzoeanderson- LEAVE ME ALONE HERRON IT WAS AN ACCIDENT fan2- ^found her kaycookk- who is she?
