Tae: *crying on the kitchen floor*
Jungkook: *walks into the kitchen* "oNiOn TuRtLe Me DoG!" yells Jungkook acting like a koreaboo although he is Korean.
Tae: *turns around while sobbing, like he literally looks like a pufferfish* "Jungkook?! WHY YOU HERE!?!"
Jungkook: "Why the fuck are you crying?" states Jungkook disobeying Mother Jin's rule on no swearing like the rEbEl he is.
Tae: *sobs* "I DROPPED BREAD-CHAN!"
Jungkook: *looks around to see a piece a bread with its jams on the floor* "GASP! He stole from Jimin!"
Tae: *Tae's face turns to stone* "That's not the problem here you WeEaBoO." *Tae looks back at Bread-chan* "Bread-chan's dead..."
Jungkook: "Welp, what can I do about it?" Jungkook exclaims with some sASS.
Tae: "You could replace Bread-chan..." Tae states while licking his lips AND smirking like the motha-fucking boss he is. Tae gets up and sits on Jungkook's lap. Tae then bites Jungkook's cheek. "This bread is expired."
Jungkook: " I love you OpPaR."
Tae: " I sArAnGhAe you too."
Tae and Jungkook then go to someone's... anyone's room to... high five. Mother Jin then catches the two boys slacking off when was not going to fucking sit well with him.
Mother Jin: "DO THE FUCKING DISHES YOU TWO!! MOTHER JIN AND FATHER NAMJOON NEED SOME BITCH-ASS DISHES TO MAKE DINNER!!!"
Tae/Jungkook: "Okay..."
Then they did the dishes for 2 hours because they are fucking slackers. After that, the 2 boys watched Boku No Pico (if you don't get it, don't look it up) at 100% volume to annoy the shit out of Yoongi who was playing ToonBlast on the ceiling fan.
Yoongi: "Stop watching illegal anime porn in the living room. Let's watch Dragon Ball with my boi Chicken Vegeta."
And so they did.
Te ernd.
By: TheSnicSnacIsBac
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Teen FictionSo... I came up with this at 3 am in the morning and then wrote a rough draft in math class while my friend judged me. This whole thing is pretty much what is on my mind literally every fucking day and I was like "Let's try something", so I wrote th...
