Yoongi: Jimin, help me down from the ceiling fan so that I can take bathe.
Jimin: Okie Dokie *in cheery tone*
Yoongi: Thanks husband that totally has jams *sweats nervously*. I take bathe now.
Yoongi climbed to the bathroom. When he made it to the bathroom, Yoongi found Gordon Ramsay-kun inside of Tub-chan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Yoongi was so confuzzled that he grabbed Bread-chan from the garbage can for comfort, but then realized that Bread-chan was FILTHY so Yoongi hated him.
Yoongi: Gordon Ramsay-kun, get out of the tub before I have to get ma bae to aSsAuLt you!!
Jimin: You screamed?
Yoongi hands over Bread-chan to Jimin.
Yoongi: Get'm.
Jimin takes Bread-chan from Yoongi and yEETS it across the bathroom. He missed Gordon Ramsay-kun and hit Tub-chan. Tub-chan's feelings were betrayed. Tub-chan felt betrayed.
Yoongi: *gasp* I'm so sorry Tub-chan. *begins to cry*
Jimin the goes all out Buff-suki on Gordon Ramsay-kun's ass for hurting not only Yoongi, BUT THE "INNOCENT" TUB-CHAN. Yoongi finally got to take bathe, which was better than expected cause Jimin joined in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Jimin: *turns into a ball and rolls into the living room with Yoongi on his back* Then, Yoongi and Jimin both climbed onto the ceiling fan to play their, and Ryan Reynolds's favorite game, ToonBlast.
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