Daddy Drama - Gru x Vector Sequel

Preggo my Leggo

The doctor and Gru gasp, immediately getting onto the ground and shaking Vector, and within a few seconds he regained consciousness. He was panting, shaking, and his shirt was already covered in sweat.

"I can't do this!" he cried, embracing Gru

"Do naht worry, for ze dahctor and I vill be helping you. We can stea- I mean make tonz of moneyz to raize ze baby" he reassures

"Yea, you'll be fine" replied the doctor "I have three accidents at home. I love them dearly and raising them is no problem. Besides, the fetus looks very healthy considering that he (oh yea that's a he I should've said that oops sorry Vector) has been in there for eight months without you knowing."

Vector's biggest fear wasn't raising the child, but the pain on his due date. They didn't know when he would be ready to come out - it could be anywhere from 1-6 weeks.

They left with basic knowledge of what to do when the day comes. Those next few days were agonizing.

The two just hoped that it would be ready in the next week or so, so they wouldn't have to stress out about it for long. They spent a couple days in a state of either sleeping or eating. Literally nothing else. After a few days, in an attempt to calm themselves down, they compiled a list of baby names.

"VectoOAR!"

Jesus Christ. Vector had a feeling it was some other garbage baby name suggestion based off of something that they could relate to. He had already turned down "Tampon", "Disasterous", "Moisty Miles", and "Contagious".

"OhmygodWHAT" the pregnanante shouts across the first floor, on the couch like the fatass he is while his husband runs in from the kitchen.

"I haz an idea! Wut abowt Humphrey!? But spelled H-u-m-p-f-r-e-e, to imply that gay peeple can groind wherever they wantz to?"

"No." replies Vector, in frustration as to how they're gonna name this creature growing inside of him that could come out at any minute, hour, day, or week.

"Eye will thinkz of moar names. No gorl names." Gru sighs, joining him on the couch.

"Gru, I just thought of a great name. I'll write it out because I wanna be one of those parents who makes their kids' names unnecessarily hard to spell and gets mad when people spell it wrong or pronounce it wrong."

Vector proceeds to write "Bearthawloahmuew" in his barely legible handwriting on a peace of scrap paper on the coffee table.

Gru begins to tear up

"I LOVEZ IT BABEEEEEEEEEEEZ" Gru happily exclaims, right before smooching his cheek.

Bearthawloahmuew it is!