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four

"Now this is epic!" Alex said in his fake announcer voice. Your eyes scanned the screen. You were in a discord call with Aksel, Alex, and Ani.

"Finally I'm not the only girl among these dumbasses," Ani said while giggling. Your YouTube channel was semi popular with 25k subs, but you've never spoken to many other content creators. Other than Alex that is.

You took the entire situation in, promising yourself not to spazz at the fact you were in a discord call with some of your favorite youtubers. You took a deep breath as you knew first impressions were important.

Without hesitated, you excitedly stated," Howdy partners!" You immediately realized how southern you sounded compared to them.

"You didn't even need to say howdy for us to know you're from the south," Aksel stayed in his monotone voice.

"Wow what a plot twist! Y/n was Cletus this whole time!" Alex exclaimed. We all erupted into laughter.

"Incest is wincest here in Texas!" You exclaimed in an exaggerated redneck accent. Again, everyone laughed and made witty follow up comments. The call was going smoothly and you were proud of yourself for getting along easily with everyone else. 

alex's point of view

I didn't know what to expect when I called Y/n abruptly like that, but I'm glad she answered. I was looking for a way to talk to y/n more without seeming as creepy as I did when I first messaged her. Group calls with everyone else seemed to be a great solution, and it seems that she was getting along with everyone.

"Guys we forgot to give y/n her special initiation when she joined the call," I lied and hoped they would go along with it. Luckily, they did. 

"Oh yeahhhhh," Ani began," You have to join our music cult." 

"Basically Alex is gonna play out the track and you'll have sing on top of it," Aksel elaborated on Ani's statement. 

"Alright sis, if you don't go off on this track, you're cancelled," I said while reaching for my guitar.

narrator point of view

You let out a laugh at his use of twitter stan language. You weren't exactly excellent at free-styling, but you were watched their Minecraft stream and knew what to expect.

Alex begins to strum out a tune and you take a second to get a feel the song.  

"Go off, queen!" Alex ushered you in. You didn't know what to say, but you tried anyways.

"Aye. Yuh. YUh," you jokingly started," Someone needs to do the adlibs for me."

"I got you, fam," Ani said before picking up where you had left off. 

"Yeah yeah! Ayo Alex, it's time! I can't take the small bitties, can't take the banana," I began," I coulda tried a ho, guess I ain't no santa."

"What the FUCK," Alex as he stopped strumming."

"Don't 'what the fuck' me. You have to admit, I went off shister," you reflected. You know that you didn't actually go off, but you won't admit it.

"She did go off, Alex. You're just uncultured," Aksel said.

"Fine! I guess she's apart of the music cult," Alex finally agreed.

The call after that was filled with meaningless banter. You all talked about stupid November memes and how grandma Bertha is dead.  In the end, Ani and Aksel followed you back on Twitter and you were glad to make new friends.

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This chapter is pretty short and basically filler because I have a government essay due at 11:59. BUT wtf thank you guys for 1k views. For my first book, I didn't expect to get a lot of recognition. Anyways, I want to update more soon and if you have any ideas for the book, let me know :)