Red Dead Redemption 2 Oneshots

Dutch X F: The Art Of Seduction

(Reader speaks in italics and thoughts are in bold.)

I sighed waltzing up to the jail. Dutch somehow managed to get caught cheating at poker. Luckily the police of Saint Denis were idiots and didn't realize who he was. "You remember what to do?" Hosea asked eyeing the jail. I nodded my face heating up. I was forced into a skimpy dress that was overly tight and left nothing to the imagination. I took a deep breath and entered the jail flashing the sheriff a smile. "Hello there." I purred shutting the door behind me. Dutch was in one of the jail cells to my left eyeing me. "How can i help you Miss?" I sauntered over to the desk leaning down allowing him to eye my breasts. "I apologize for my sudden intrusion Mister but i couldn't stop myself." I sat on his desk biting my lip. He was completely entranced not even noticing that Hosea had sneaked in behind me and was picking the lock to the cell. "Where I'm from we don't have real men. My husband is a pathetic lowly creature and has left me all alone on vacation. I saw you earlier and i just had to have you." I moved from the desk to sit in his lap toying with his hair. "Is that so?" His hands were on my hips now. "We'll have to change that Miss." I paused when i heard two sets of footsteps behind me. I hopped off his lap standing next to Hosea and Dutch. "Nice performance." Hosea laughed aiming his rifle at the sheriff. "Just shoot him already and let's get out of here." I huffed hiking up my dress to cover my breasts. "No we're not shooting anyone." Dutch snapped giving the man a menacing glare. "If you say a word to anyone I will find you." He threatened. The man nodded watching as we left. We raced outside to our horses and took off before anyone realized what had happened. Hosea and Dutch bickered among each other on the way back to camp. I hopped off my horse trying to sneak away before he noticed. "Where do you think your going?" Dutch asked grabbing me by my waist. I let out a squeak as he turned me around to face him. I knew he was mad. "I got you out of jail didn't I?" He sighed placing his forehead against mine. "I don't think you understand how much it drives me crazy knowing someone else is touching you." I blushed and kissed his cheek. "I know. Trust me i wasn't the one who wanted to dress like this." I laughed shaking my head. "Actually you should dress like that more often. I'm quite fond of it." I quickly turned scarlet and smacked his shoulder causing him to laugh. "Your sleeping by yourself tonight." I grumbled storming off to change.

(I tried on this one but it didn't turn out like i wanted it. I decided to publish it anyway. XD)