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pets

here's my pets idc if u want to see them or not. if not too bad. :

M.J.: she's a pug. mj stands for mary jane. we adopted her about four years ago and we think she's about 9. she has a number 2 tattooed in her ear because she was a puppy mill dog. her hips are also messed up and she's squishy because of all her extra skin. she doesn't bark, and if she tries, it comes out strangled or like a cough. she only barks in her dreams which is really cute. i sleep with her every night and she's a bed hog and she likes to sleep with her head up on something. she also grunts a lot and doesn't have any teeth except for molars, so her tongue always sticks out.

Oreo: he's a black and white cat and is very fat. we call him "fat cat". we got him about two years ago. he's very vocal and a meanie and beats up my other cat. but he's also nice. it doesn't make much sense. he is very much the playful type and likes to bring us dead animals.

Mr. Greypants: we call him "grey" or "grey kitty" for short. him and oreo are brothers. the thing was, we were only supposed to get one cat. it was my birthday and we went to this persons house to pick out a cat. grey was the only other grey one in the litter other than the one the lady was going to keep, so ofc i picked him. then, my dad and brother convinced my mom into getting oreo so🤷‍♀️. also we thought they were girls at first, so i was going to name him "misty" until we figured out they were boys. he went about a solid week without a name. then my cousin and i were joking around and she said "you should name him mr. greypants!" and it stuck. he is very much the cuddler and the softer one if the two. like his personality and physically. exactly the kind of cat i wanted.

Rocky and Bullwinckle: i have a dark blue beta fish named rocky and a snail named bullwinkle because it's apparently from some cartoon or something🤷‍♀️. idk my dad named the snail. we named the fish rocky though because when we first got him, my dad put his tank up on a bookshelf, which was a bad idea, then the cats knocked him down. my dad was cleaning up the glass and water and stuff but couldn't find him. then, we found him, still alive, on the floor and his name is rocky because he won the fight. after we got bullwinkle. also rocky lets me pet him if i stick my finger in the tank.
the pics aren't working so🤷‍♀️
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