Living with The Dolan Twins

The Effect of not paying attention

Recap: "we're doing the baby project"

"..THE WHATTT???"
"I said the baby project" says Ethan,
"You know where you have a robot chi-"
"I know what it means!" I say frustrated. I can't believe the one time I don't pay attention I end up getting paired with Ethan for a baby project. How responsible..

"Here's the babe" says Ethan handing me a baby doll robot thing, "thanks.." I say sarcastically, "no problem, wifey" Ethan says.
"Never call me that again" I respond. "So what's this child's name?" I ask, "how about Bob?" Ethan says. "Hmm.. nah" I add, "first and for most, what's the gender?" I ask. "It's a chick" Ethan says, "okay let's name it Lady?" I ask, "how about Ethan jr." Ethan says. "I like Lady better" I add. After a long while of arguing about a robotic baby's name, we finally come to an agreement. Burger. Burger the robot baby. I'm not impressed. But I'm not spending another hour arguing about it.

The next day at school, the teacher went around asking the names of our 'children' and when it came to me and Ethan, we said the name and the whole class started laughing. "It's not funny." Ethan says defensively, "oh sure it isn't" Jay Burns adds while cracking up. This is how a fight breaks out. Two days of detention for Jay, but for Ethan.. he might have broken Burn's nose. So he has been expelled for a day.

When we arrive at the dorm rooms, Ethan looks pretty exhausted. So I might as well be an 'angel' and help him out a bit. I bring him an ice pack, even thought he probably don't even need one, since he barely even got scratched. "Here you go" I say while handing him the ice pack, "thanks" he says, "dad of the year award right here" I say while cracking up, "hey! I've been waiting to kick his butt since day one" he says, "sureee, hun" I say sarcastically. All of a sudden Ethan just stops and stairs at me like he's hypnotized. It was real weird. "Hey, do you wanna watch The Grinch with me?" He asks, "um..sure" I reply. I suppose we watched the movie until we fell asleep, cause all I remember is waking up, cuddling with Ethan.