-morgenne wears bras with cats on them
-drmach has probably worked in the porn industry before, college is expensive and I don't blame him
-rust normally doesn't like people at all but give that man a bottle of miller light and he's grinding on someone within five minutes
-morgenne is built like a fuckin Victoria's secret model, like, a flat stomach and a curvy waist n I'm just gay for morgenne okay
Emmett: let me guess, party last night?
Goz, with Caroline clinging to his leg like a child, nails bright purple and glittery, and his skin looking more fresh than normal: howd you know
-Caroline is overly affectionate to the point that goz and morgenne use hugs to get her to go to class
-morgenne makes the best pie on campus, deadass ranked
-goz sings in the shower
-he's off key but does it anyways
-morgenne purrs if you run your fingers through her hair
-people with super soft hair: goz, Clinten, somatikos, Emmett, davidcult, Rust, morgenne, and noli (fluffy boi)
-morgenne and Caroline don't like parties and goz hates crowds and alcohol so they have a spa night where they wear face masks and watch b movies while painting eachothers nails and spilling tea
-goz gets his nails painted first, he INSISTS
-rust has called cockroaches 'scuttle boys' before while drunk, also stating how he wanted to pet them and smooch their 'sniff sticks' (fun fact, this is a quote from me)
-when drunk, Clinten uses Japanese honorifics for his friends
-Albert calls himself Albert-Chan whenever clinten has a hangover
-morgenne sings like Lana del Rey
-noli has an undercut and stubble, his hair's like, jet black
-hOMEBOY GOT RED EYES
-the only thing straighter than Caroline's hair is Emmett
-Caroline's a blondie with pink highlights
-wears pink contacts every now and then
-morgenne had brown hair, but she dyed it purple in her first year of college and keeps redying it over and over, she loves it
-blueish-purplish eyes?? So pretty??
-BEACH WAVES
-Emmett, back at it again with the undercuts and brushed back hair
-nobody can tell if he's a brunette or a blondie tbh
-regular brown eyes w a lil bit of green in em
-GOZ IS A REDHEAD
-he 100% dyed it solid red tho
-grayish black eyes
-rust has black hair, but it's kinda brown too
-he's got the brightest hazel eyes tho it's so pretty
-glasses??? Yes pls??
-somatikos has curly black hair that's always wild as hell
-nobody knows what his eye color he has because he's either wearing clout glasses or sunglasses to hide them
-hook up w him to find out
-somatikos, canon, owns clout goggles
Rust: oh no, my glasses
Somatikos, under the bed: hey kid, wanna buy some clout
-somatikos and rust share a dorm and they're total platonic boyfriends
-they've got a ship name
-it's rustmakitos
-rust and somatikos LIVE to scare the shit out of Albert
-they know his YouTube channel and are both god tier at making games so they fuck with him
-somatikos is a programmer so he can give rust all these different sound files from voice actor and sound designer friends
-somatikos catches feelings first and asks if they wanna connect their myth timelines so they both have references to eachother in their games I'm sobbing
-in summary, rustmatkios
-Albert needs to stay off the dance floor when rust is drunk and pull somatikos in his place, homeboy needs to get laid
-Caroline is supposed to room with forests but forests stays in Emmett's dorm so Caroline stays with goz and morgenne
-morgenne is a trans icon and an lgbtq rights activist (UNITED WE STAN)
-somatikos has been in college fails snapchats so many times people know his name
-College seniors: noli, Emmett, forests, Mors, yucko, zoozy, jreaks, and Smithcult
-juniors: Mach, davidcult, Albert, Jake, adam, Clinten
Sophomores: rust, somatikos, morgenne, goz, Caroline, stream 1, 2, and 3
Freshmen: the rest of the stream series, Jack cult
This list will be updated as I learn of more myths
-smithcult isn't dead he's just so antisocial and study-horny that he refuses to speak to people and is rarely seen
-Smith's a god at sign language
-morgenne is 150000% "I'm gonna speak French between your legs," then "boNJOUR MONSIEUR PENIS"
-goz has like 2 one night stands a year
-caroline is the Blushing Virgin™️
-Adam is fluent in French and Romanian and prefers to yell at his friends jokingly in Romanian because to strangers it's terrifying
